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16 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 20 degrees, 01' 37", at a velocity of 12.41 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.5 days old. It is 397668.03 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 24 Can 13' 11", and is 152047545km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 20 Sco 01' 37", and is 395061km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Great Scott! Brace yourselves, my celestial voyagers because the Moon has parked its lunar vehicle right in the heart of Scorpio's star-studded garage. And let me tell you, it's closer than the hairs on a Werewolf's chinny-chin-chin, just around 395,305.176735386 km away. Astounding precision, isn't it? Now, you won't need a DeLorean to understand what this means because I'm here, your friendly cosmic-nerd from the neighborhood to guide you. When the moon is doing the tango with Scorpio, oh boy! It's like when Marty McFly first saw the Flux Capacitor...it's heavy! Expect deep emotions to surface, like an alien abduction story at a Sci-Fi convention. This is a time for intense introspection, plumbing the depths of your mysterious subconscious. Don't be startled if you find yourself contemplating the mysteries of the universe or even, pondering why they never made a 'Back to the Future Part IV'. But remember, my interstellar comrades, the Moon is as fickle as Doc Brown's hairdo. It'll be moonwalking into the next sign, Sagittarius, in the next 24 hours. So, while you've got this Scorpio energy, use it! Harness it! Make it work for you, like a flux capacitor works for time travel! Don’t worry, no roads where we're going, we don't need roads...just stars. So, whether you're a Marty McFly, a Doc Brown or even a Biff Tannen, hold onto your hoverboards because it's about to get cosmic out here. Stay tuned for more astrological adventures, and remember: your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has! So make it a good one!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 20 Leo 19' 52", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 142012830km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Alright, my starry-eyed comrades, brace yourselves for this cosmic newsflash. Mercury, that cheeky, swift-footed planet is currently in Leo! You know what that means? No? Well, allow me to illuminate you with my superior astrological wisdom (and a dash of nerdy humour). Mercury, or as I like to call him, "the cosmic chatterbox," has decided to vacation in the realm of the fiery Leo. Think of a motor-mouthed astronomer (like yours truly) suddenly getting a megaphone. That's us when Mercury and Leo team up. We're going to be as subtly expressive as a supernova during a quiet night’s stargazing. So buckle up and remember to exercise some verbal restraint, or you might find yourself spewing words faster than the speed of light! Now, Leo isn’t all about blabbering at warp speed. Nope, it's also about hosting the galaxy’s greatest cosmic comedy show. With Mercury in Leo, we've basically got front row seats to this celestial stand-up routine. Expect jokes that might actually make you laugh, and a contagious social energy that’ll have you bantering like a witty extraterrestrial at an intergalactic cocktail party. And let's not forget about our inner Lion (or Lioness). You know, that majestic creature who exudes confidence like a quasar emits energy? Yeah, that's going to be us. It's time to strut our stuff and roar our truths to the universe. If you've been procrastinating that TED talk on quantum entanglement, now's the time to embrace your inner Neil deGrasse Tyson and conquer that stage! Finally, in the spirit of true Leo extravagance, we're all going to become slightly more obsessed with our creative pursuits. Maybe you’ll pick up those paintbrushes and start creating your own version of Starry Night, or perhaps you’ll dust off that old telescope and start your journey towards discovering the next exoplanet. Either way, it's all about passion, enthusiasm, and a healthy dose of Leo flair. So, in conclusion, Mercury in Leo is basically a cosmic invitation to crank up the volume, let your inner lion roar, and create like the universe is your canvas. Remember though, don't let Mercury's speed-of-light communication style get you into any black holes of misunderstanding. Happy stargazing!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 05 Leo 37' 59", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 252139072km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Well, my star-struck stargazers, Venus has packed her bags and moved into the penthouse suite of Leo, the King of the Zodiac Jungle. Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but we're talking about the celestial diva of love and beauty taking up residence in the sign that's practically invented the selfie. This combination is about as subtle as a disco ball in a library. Venus in Leo is like your favorite reality TV show – there's drama, there's spectacle, there's passion, and there's the occasional tantrum. It's time to pull out the sequins and glitter because when Venus is partying with Leo, you better believe it's going to be a show-stopping event. This isn’t just the time to be adored, it’s the time to be worshipped like the pop culture icon you secretly know you are inside. You might be tempted to pull a full-on 'Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday' level of attention-seeking. But remember folks, even though we're all stars, the universe is big enough for everyone to shine. Don't let your spotlight outshine your sensitivity. And don't even get me started on money. When Venus is in Leo, your wallet becomes a magic trick - now you see it, now you don't. I mean, who needs a budget when you can drape yourself in gold and treat your friends to a round of artisanal avocado toast? Just remember, Leo is generous but not exactly frugal. So, yes, splurge a little, but make sure there's still some leftover for a rainy day. So, my cosmic voyagers, gear up for a time of grand gestures, romantic escapades, and bold declarations of love. Venus in Leo is here to remind us that sometimes, life needs a little bit of drama, a lot of love, and an audience to applaud your every move. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of emotions - it's going to be a wild, but hopefully, fun time!Mars is in Taurus
Mars is prograde at 26 Tau 47' 53", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 250143589km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Taurus
Mars In Taurus: The Bull Meets The Red Planet
Get ready, folks! Mars, the cosmic warrior and patron saint of impulsive decisions, has just shuffled into the slow and steady sign of Taurus. Imagine Neo from The Matrix trying to navigate a cornfield without his superhuman abilities. Yes, it's that intense.
This celestial event is like trying to launch a rocket with a rubber band. You might feel the tension build up, but the take-off? Let's just say it might require a little more elbow grease than usual. Don't fret though, once the rocket's in the air (or your project gets started), Taurus' stubborn streak will ensure it doesn't just fizzle out mid-air. It's like the little engine that could, fueled by cosmic stubbornness.
Now, let's talk about confrontation during this transit. Mars is a hot-headed fireball and Taurus is the chillaxed bull, contentedly grazing in the meadows of peace and tranquility. So, you can imagine the internal struggle when these two forces meet. It's like trying to keep a lid on a volcano. While it might be tempting to avoid conflict, remember, even a dormant volcano can erupt if pushed too far.
In terms of finances, think of Mars moving through Taurus as a cosmic audit. You'll find yourself asking, "Where did all my money go?" and possibly even, "Why don't I own a jetpack yet?" This period is perfect for fighting for your financial freedom and striving towards those materialistic goals - like finally getting that jetpack!
But hey, it's not all spreadsheets and budgeting. Taurus also knows how to party. Just because Mars is in the mix doesn't mean we forget to enjoy the finer things in life. So, go ahead, kick off your shoes, enjoy a bubble bath or two (or three), and revel in the earthly pleasures. After all, who said a cosmic warrior can't enjoy a little R&R?
So, buckle up and hang on tight because this Mars in Taurus transit is like a cosmic rollercoaster - a little slow to start, but once it gets going, there's no stopping it!
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Gem 24' 31", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 857076658km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Great Scott! Hold onto your flux capacitors, folks, because Jupiter has taken a joyride into Gemini! Now, you may be thinking, "What's this mad scientist babbling about?", but bear with me, my star-gazing comrades! Jupiter, our solar system's jovial giant, is known for its mind-expanding tendencies. It's like the ultimate professor, always pushing us to think deeper, grow wiser, and...oh, wait, I forgot to mention, it's a whopping 857134908.824389577 kilometers away! Don't worry, your telescope won't need a DeLorean to see it. Now, imagine Gemini, the celestial equivalent of a double shot espresso, suddenly playing host to this cosmic heavyweight. Gemini, forever curious and unquenchably thirsty for knowledge, is now turbocharged with Jupiter's philosophical zest. It's like hooking up a hoverboard to a rocket engine! At first, this celestial mash-up might leave you feeling like you've been hit by a bolt of lightning - overwhelmed, scatter-brained, maybe even a little crispy around the edges. But fear not! This is a prime time for intellectual growth. You’re not going crazy; it's just your brain doing some cosmic calisthenics. Gemini, being the zodiac's most versatile sign, opens up a plethora of perspectives, like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids. And with Jupiter in the mix, you're not just crossing a road, but navigating a labyrinth of paths, bridges, wormholes, and secret passages. Expect verbal fireworks during this phase, folks. Gemini’s chatty nature, supercharged by Jupiter's expansive influence, means we're all in for some sparkling conversations and belly laughs. You’ll have ideas buzzing around your head faster than a DeLorean on time travel mode. Juggling them might be a challenge, but remember, where we're going, we don't need roads... but maybe a good planner. Ah, Jupiter in Gemini! It's a rare opportunity for enlightenment. It’s akin to finally understanding the flux capacitor's intricacies or discovering a new pizza topping combination. Embrace this chance to flex your mental muscles and find a middle ground between certainty and spontaneity. So buckle up, star travelers, because when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious enlightenment!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 12' 15", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1355660286km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn's Piscean Pool Party
Alright, folks, hold onto your telescopes! Our buddy Saturn has decided to take a cosmic dive into the dreamy pool of Pisces. So, if you've been daydreaming about penning down the next Harry Potter series or launching a start-up that makes unicorn-shaped bagels, now is the time. Clear your mind, get comfy, and start a deep chat with the Universe. Just remember to have a notepad handy because the stardust is about to serve some serious wisdom. When the cosmic taskmaster moonwalks into the zodiac's last house, they're like a celestial Bonnie and Clyde. They'll ensure your dreams don't remain just dreams but turn into epic success stories. This is the time to become a mastermind. Start working on a business plan, draft a budget, look into loan options. With Saturn in Pisces, the path to your dreams will be as clear as my love for Star Trek marathons. But let me tell you this, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. It's like having a cosmic dad who insists on cleaning your room even when you've hung up a gazillion "Stay Out" signs. He means well, but he will question your daydreams. And it can feel as intrusive as having Yoda peeking over your shoulder while you're on a date. The trick here is to be ready. Open the door, offer him a cup of cosmic coffee, and listen to what he has to say. His advice might be a bit hard to swallow, but it's as good as Spock's logic. With Saturn's influence in the realm of Pisces, which is all about sleep and dreams, you may feel as restless as a caffeinated Tribble. But hey, there's no need to panic. Try some meditation, take a walk in the woods, or just sit back and enjoy some deep breathing exercises. This is a perfect time to cultivate your inner calm. You might also want to get some extra shut-eye. And remember to keep a dream journal handy - you never know when you might dream up the next big sci-fi blockbuster! So, in conclusion, embrace this transit, folks. Tune into the deep cosmic wisdom Saturn in Pisces brings. It's like receiving a VIP pass to an intergalactic wisdom convention. Enjoy the ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 20' 57", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3007367620km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets, listen up! Our cosmic disruptor, Uranus, has parked its celestial caboose in the sign of Taurus, and things are about to get really... well, interesting. Now, Taurus is a bit like your favourite old recliner - comfy, reliable, and not a fan of change. Toss in an unexpected visit from Uranus? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to your grandma's cat. But here's the scoop - we've got to deal with it, whether we like it or not. Trust me, by the end of this celestial roller coaster ride, we'll be in a far groovier place. Now, money is Taurus' jam, so with Uranus crashing the party, you better believe there'll be some serious shake-ups. We're talking chocolate-in-a-peanut-butter-jar level of surprise. Expect radical changes in how we handle our dough, both locally and globally. Heck, we might even see some brand new forms of currency pop up. Bitcoin, meet your eccentric Uncle Uranus! On a personal level, it's time to rethink our relationship with moolah. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - all these financial anchors are up for a Uranian overhaul. If you've been feeling tied down by your possessions, now's the time to shake free. Don't panic though! Remember, change is the only constant in the universe (well, that and my love for a good Star Trek reference). This cosmic shake-up is exactly what we need to find more stability in the long run. So let's buckle up, embrace the changes, and enjoy the ride. After all, resistance is futile!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 52' 49", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4407966991km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, star children, gather round, because Neptune's been dipping its cosmic toe into Pisces' celestial pool, and that's not just a fun fact I learned from my Space Facts desk calendar, it's a vibe! Picture this. Neptune, our blue-hued buddy, king of the sea, whisperer of dreams - he's taken a vacay in the astrological realm of Pisces. Now, Pisces is a water sign, so Neptune's feeling right at home, kicking back on a floatie and sipping on some cosmic cocktails. But here's where things get interesting. This isn't just a pool party. This is a transformative retreat where Neptune is doing some deep soul-diving. We're talking about a planet-wide existential crisis here, folks. Neptune's over there in its retrograde robe, contemplating life, the universe, and everything else. And guess what? It's dragging us along for the ride. Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic contact lens prescription update. Suddenly you’re seeing your world with a fresh perspective, noticing details you've missed before. Remember when you used to fight over who got the last slice of pizza? Well, now you're seeing that sharing is caring, and who really needs those extra calories anyway? As Neptune paddles around in the Piscean pool, we're encouraged to ask ourselves: What can we bring to the cosmic picnic? Got a knack for knitting? An aptitude for app development? A penchant for public speaking? Whatever it is, now's the time to harness those gifts and use them to make the world a better place. This is also an excellent time to delve into the spiritual side of things. Always wanted to learn about tarot, or maybe meditation's more your speed? Go for it! Turn your living room into a sacred space, complete with candles, crystals, and that dreamcatcher you bought at a music festival five years ago. Remember, star children, Neptune's energy in Pisces is like a cosmic cheerleader, rooting for us to step out of our comfort zone and share our unique talents with the world. So go ahead, dive in! The cosmic waters are just fine.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 01 Aqu 02' 05", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093568230km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Makeover
Oh, hello there, celestial buddies! Buckle up your asteroid belts, because Pluto, our favorite underdog planet (yes, it's a planet, I will fight you), is doing the cha-cha in Aquarius. This isn't just a planetary salsa, folks, it's more like a cosmic makeover show - think “Queer Eye,” but for your soul.
Now, we all know that Pluto is the universe's bad boy, the agent of transformation, and when he's not busy being demoted to dwarf planet status (still salty about that), he's all about the deep, soul-shaking changes. We're talking 'Star Trek teleportation accident' level of change here. It's not about changing your hair color or deciding to go vegan; this is about shedding old identities like an over-enthusiastic snake. Pluto is the planet of death, rebirth, and probably heavy metal.
And what about Aquarius? Well, if Pluto is the rockstar, Aquarius is the stage, baby! It's all about progress, innovation, and humanitarianism. They're like the Starship Enterprise, boldly going where no man has gone before.
So, what happens when we combine these two? Well, folks, it’s like Spock and Kirk teaming up for a universal tour! Expect massive changes in science, tech, maybe even some serious space travel. I’m talking jetpacks for everyone, or at least some really cool holographs! But it's not all sci-fi; this is also about profound shifts in civil rights, humanity, and community. You know the phrase "teamwork makes the dream work?" Well, Pluto in Aquarius is taking that to a whole new level.
On a personal level, this cosmic jive is all about changing our perception of ourselves and our place in the cosmos. It urges us to stop thinking like a lone wolf and start thinking like a pack. It's not just about what’s best for us, but what's best for all of us. So, will we answer the call? Or just let it go to voicemail? The choice, my dear star gazers, is entirely up to us.
Remember, folks, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust doing a funky little dance in
Current Planetary Aspects