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17 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 02 degrees, 36' 32", at a velocity of 12.76 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. It is 393640.18 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 25 Can 10' 25", and is 152038349km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 02 Sag 36' 32", and is 390245km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Well, buckle up, star gazers, cause we're about to take a cosmic joyride! The moon's packed its bags and hitched a ride to Sagittarius. Now, in case you've been living under a lunar rock, that's about 390,524.214734990 kilometers from us - give or take a few decimal points. Now, I know what you're thinking - "What does this mean for little ol' me?" Well, let me tell you, it's like when Serenity's engine goes kaput in the middle of the black - you're about to find out who your real friends are. With the moon sauntering through Sagittarius, expect a sudden urge to seek out adventure, maybe even explore some uncharted territories of your soul. It's like the universe is stirring up a pot of spicy noodle soup, and you're the noodle! You might not know where you're going, but boy, is it going to be one hell of a ride. Sagittarians are known for their brutal honesty, so don't be surprised if you suddenly have the urge to spill your guts to the next person you meet. Just remember, discretion is the better part of valor, and not everyone needs to know about that time you tried to make your own biodiesel out of french fry oil. In the immortal words of the great Captain Malcolm Reynolds, "We're still flying." And that's the thing. Sagittarius moon doesn't care if you're lost or on the right path, as long as you're moving, you're doing just fine. So, get ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, folks! And remember, the Moon might be distant, but it's always looking down on us with that big, cheesy grin. So, keep flying, keep exploring, and embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find a new star to call home.Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 21 Leo 31' 50", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 139706632km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Merc 139824894.594187409km and Leo, Sitting in a Tree
Now, let me tell you, space cadets - our speedy little pal Mercury has found itself in the vivacious territory of Leo. Now, this isn't some cosmic game of hide and seek, but rather a celestial alignment that's more exciting than when Pluto got demoted from planet status. If you've been holding your tongue, now is the moment to unleash the kraken of communication!
Yes, my friends, Mercury in Leo is like giving a stand-up comedian a microphone and an unlimited supply of energy drinks. And guess what, you're the comedian! You'll find words flying out of your mouth faster than a UFO sighting at a conspiracy convention. Just remember to engage your brain before shifting your mouth into warp speed, or you might find yourself in a galaxy far, far away from your intended point.
Imagine if you will, a mighty Lion, mane flowing like the hair of a 70s rock star, strutting around like he's on a fashion runway in Milan. That's you, that is! This is your time to shine brighter than supernova. Public speaking? Piece of cake. Karaoke night? You were born ready. Miming at a clown convention? Well, maybe not, but you get the idea.
And let's not forget the creative surge that's about to hit. With Mercury in Leo, it’s like being given a free pass to the Louvre with a blank canvas and an unlimited supply of paint. So grab that camera, dust off those brushes, or warm up those dancing shoes. You're about to create something more captivating than a crop circle in a cornfield.
So, buckle up, star gazers. With Mercury in Leo, it's going to be one heck of a cosmic ride!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 06 Leo 51' 42", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 251774741km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Hey there, celestial voyagers! Get ready to roar, because Venus, our cosmic sweetheart, has sashayed into the glitzy realm of Leo. Picture Venus as the ultimate drama queen, draped in gold and sequins, belting out a power ballad from the top of a mountain. It's like a diva music video directed by the universe itself! Venus in Leo is like that friend who enters a room and says, "I'm here, where are the cameras?" It's all about the grandeur, baby. We're talking skywriting love messages, flash mob proposals, or maybe even a little melodramatic weeping over an unreciprocated text message (you know who you are). But hey, don't get too caught up in your own performance that you forget there's an audience. Remember, it takes two to tango, and sometimes a solo show gets a little lonely. So, while you're busy being adored, don't forget to share the spotlight. And let's talk about money, honey! When Venus is in Leo, money isn't just paper; it's your ticket to the VIP lounge. We're in the realm of Leo, folks - they invented bling! But remember, Leo’s generosity is legendary, so consider treating others to a little taste of the good life. It's a win-win situation: they'll feel a million bucks and you'll feel like a cosmic philanthropist! So strap in, star gazers. Venus in Leo is a rollercoaster ride of passion, drama, and over-the-top romantic gestures. It's time to unleash your inner diva, live unapologetically, and remember to spread the love. After all, what's life without a little sparkle and a whole lot of heart?Mars is in Taurus
Mars is prograde at 27 Tau 29' 49", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 249465016km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! So, Mars is vacationing in Taurus, eh? This is like inviting a hardcore metal band to perform at a meditation retreat. Mars, the intergalactic action hero of planets, loves to charge forth and smash through obstacles. Taurus, on the other hand, has all the haste of a sloth after a Thanksgiving feast. When these two get together, you may feel like you're trying to run through a field of peanut butter. New projects might take off with the speed of a snail on a skateboard. But fear not, space travelers - once that Taurus tenacity kicks in, we'll be seeing our plans through to the end, like a determined tortoise in a hare-less race. And then there's the whole anger issue. Mars loves a good showdown, while Taurus would rather binge-watch Netflix than deal with drama. The key is to handle your beef like a veggie burger - calmly, without any unnecessary flare-ups. If you just stuff your anger into the cosmic freezer, it'll eventually explode like a forgotten can of soda. And trust me, no one wants to clean up that mess. This planetary pair-up also puts the spotlight on your cosmic cash flow. Mars in Taurus is like having your own celestial financial advisor, urging you to fight for what you value, and chase those dollar dreams with the stubbornness of a cat refusing to get off your laptop. But hey, who said life is all about work? Mars in Taurus is also your cosmic invitation to kick back and enjoy the simpler things in life. Take a page out of Taurus' book and indulge a little. After all, what's the point of all this cosmic hustling if we don't take time to stargaze, smell the roses, or eat that extra slice of pizza once in a while? So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be an interesting trip with Mars in Taurus. Remember, slow and steady wins the race, and a little indulgence never hurt anyone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with my telescope and a box of donuts. Peace out!Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Gem 36' 31", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 855539943km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Well, howdy space cowboys and cosmic cowgirls! Your favorite interstellar sage here, back with another slice of astronomical advice on this fine day. Now, strap in and hold onto your space hats because we've got some big news: Jupiter, that colossal gas giant, has gone and parked itself in Gemini. And let me tell you, folks, this is more exciting than a showdown with the Alliance! So what does this mean for us? Well, imagine if Einstein and Shakespeare had a baby, and that baby decided to write a sonnet on quantum physics. Yep, it's like that. Jupiter, our resident big thinker, is teaming up with Gemini, the chatty Cathy of the zodiac, to deliver a celestial cocktail of deep thoughts and endless gabbing. Now, I ain't saying you'll suddenly be able to solve Schrödinger's cat paradox, but man, are you going to want to talk about it...a lot! This time is like having a direct line to the cosmic switchboard, where the universe is just waiting to take your call. So, don't be shy! Pick up that metaphorical phone and dial into the cosmos. But here's the thing, folks: Gemini isn't just about being a blabbermouth. It's also about seeing things from different angles. You know how in those old westerns there's always that one crossroads scene? Well, imagine that scene, but instead of two dusty trails, you've got a spaghetti junction of possibilities. Now you might be thinking, "Whoa, that sounds more confusing than a Firefly episode aired out of order!" But don't worry, my cosmic companions. Yes, you may feel like you're trying to herd cats in zero gravity, but remember, this period isn’t just about talking and thinking -- it’s about doing, too! Expect to be busier than a one-armed man in a juggling contest, but remember to embrace the chaos. This time is about opening your mind to every possibility, from the profound to the trivial, like whether to choose tacos or pizza for dinner (and let's be honest, that's always a big decision). So, buckle up, space cadets! With Jupiter in Gemini, it's time to launch into a universe of endless possibilities and cosmic chatter. And remember, in the words of the great Captain Malcolm Reynolds, "We're still flying." And that’s the important part. And hey, who knows? Maybe we'll even solve thatSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 10' 36", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1353633070km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Pulls a Darth Vader on Pisces
Well, well, well, if it isn't our old pal Saturn pulling a Darth Vader on Pisces! Yes, folks, you heard it right. Saturn has gone retrograde and is currently whirling some 1353703041.812512159km away in the dreamy realm of Pisces like a rogue Death Star. Buckle up, star gazers, we're in for a cosmic ride!
This Saturn in Pisces gig is like receiving a holographic message from Yoda himself, urging us to look inward and connect with our deepest dreams. It's like Saturn is saying, "Write that book you must" or "Start that business you will." So, clear your minds, take a deep breath, and prepare for some intergalactic wisdom transmission. Grab your nearest notepad, or R2D2, and prepare to plot your course to the stars.
But beware, young padawans. Saturn in Pisces isn't all Ewok dances and cantina tunes. Saturn can be as stern as Vader himself, questioning us about our daydreams. You might want to put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign, but like any Sith lord, Saturn doesn't respect personal boundaries. The key isn't to resist, but to let go. Remember, "The Force is strong with this one."
With Saturn in Pisces, you might feel as restless as a droid on Tatooine. It's a great time to cultivate your inner Jedi calm: meditate, take a stroll in your nearest forest moon, or even catch some Zzz's (but keep a dream journal handy for any prophetic visions). Going to bed early isn't just for Wookiees - it can help our minds slow down and make sense of the cosmic signals we're receiving.
So, as Saturn communes with Pisces in a galaxy far, far away, remember to trust in the Force, and heed the deep wisdom of this transit. May the stars be with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 23' 07", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3005209529km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Astrology Bulletin: Uranus in Taurus - Expect the Unexpected
My cosmic friends, brace yourselves! Uranus, that rebellious teenager of the solar system, has decided to crash at Taurus' place for a while. Now, Taurus is a bit of a stick-in-the-mud, preferring their creature comforts and the status quo. Uranus, on the other hand, is all about disruption - like showing up unannounced with a bag full of firecrackers. So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you're a Taurus, you might feel like you've been thrust into an episode of 'Pimp My Ride' when you'd rather be watching 'Antiques Roadshow'. But bear with it, folks. Change is good. It's like cleaning out your garage - messy and annoying, but you might just find that old vinyl record you thought was lost forever. Now, Taurus knows their dough, metaphorically speaking. They're the Warren Buffet of the Zodiac. With Uranus camping out in their territory, we're talking major changes in the world of finance. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride on the stock market, revolutionary forms of currency, and possibly having to explain to Grandma what Bitcoin is... again. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is here to liberate us from our financial shackles. You know, those pesky debts, taxes, credit card interests... those things that make us feel like we're stuck in an endless game of Monopoly with no 'Get Out of Jail Free' card in sight. It's time to Marie Kondo our financial lives, people. We need to ask ourselves, do these material possessions spark joy? Or are they just weighing us down like a pair of concrete shoes? This transit is the universe's way of saying, "Hey, maybe you don't need that fancy espresso machine when a French press does the job just fine." In the words of a well-known politician: "We're going to make some big changes, folks. They're going to be great, tremendous changes. You're going to love these changes." Well, you might not love them at first, but trust me, Uranus has a knack for shaking things up and making us realize that hey, change isn't so bad after all. So buckle up, grab your telescopes, and let's embrace this Uranus-in-Taurus adventure together!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 52' 21", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4405685109km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Warp speed ahead, stargazers! It appears that our blue celestial buddy, Neptune, has taken up residence in the cosmic ocean of Pisces. Now, don't go fretting about your weekend plans just yet. This isn't like when Q drops by for an unannounced visit, causing universal pandemonium. This celestial shuffle is more akin to a Vulcan mind meld with the universe - enlightening, yet peaceful. When Neptune, the planet named after the Roman God of the Sea, dives into the watery world of Pisces, it's like a science officer finding his tricorder after a long day of scanning for life forms: everything suddenly makes sense. We're not talking about the kind of sense that helps you beat Data at 3D chess, but rather, an inner clarity that reveals our shared humanity. So, ditch the pettiness of arguing who wore the Starfleet uniform better and beam into the unity consciousness. Pisces, ruled by Neptune, encourages us to boldly go where no one has gone before: deep into the realms of our emotional intelligence. Remember that time Captain Picard learned to play the flute after living an entire life on another planet in what amounted to 25 Earth minutes? That’s the level of depth we're talking about here. This cosmic alignment is like an open invitation from the Federation to explore new worlds (spiritually, of course). Whether you're drawn to the ancient teachings of the Betazoids or the Zen-like calm of the Vulcans, now is the perfect time to delve into spiritual growth. And hey, while you're at it, why not construct a beautiful home altar, something akin to Ten Forward but with less synthohol and more sacred vibes. Neptune’s retrograde journey through Pisces is not just about personal exploration and growth, it's also about sharing your findings with the rest of the crew. So, take a leaf out of Captain Picard's PADD, "Make it so!" Share your unique insights with the world, and remember, in the vast expanse of the universe, we are all one. Engage!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 01 Aqu 00' 40", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093402513km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Cosmic Makeover
Alright folks, let's put on our space helmets and prepare for a cosmic roller coaster ride. Pluto, the king of dramatic transformations, is currently chilling out in Aquarius, and boy, he's packing a punch! Now, before you start imagining an apocalyptic scenario with a celestial body flexing its muscles, let me assure you, this is not about a physical doomsday. But, metaphorically? It's a whole other ball game.
When Pluto, the planet that treats transformation like an extreme sport, meets Aquarius, the harbinger of progress, it's like a Star Trek convention clashing with a Harry Potter fan fest! You can expect things to turn upside down, sideways, and maybe even inside out. This is not your grandma's knitting circle, my friend.
This celestial powwow is not about changing your hairstyle or swapping your comic book collection. No, it's about shedding old identities like last season's superhero costume and embracing a new, upgraded version of yourself. We're talking about a complete soul makeover here.
Now, while we anticipate a global 'Beam me up, Scotty' moment with advancements in science, technology, and space travel, the real shift will occur in the realms of civil rights and humanitarianism. Suddenly, everyone will be singing Kumbaya around the campfire, even those who've been throwing marshmallows at each other for decades. Old grudges will be flushed down the galactic toilet, and new alliances will be forged. It's like a cosmic group therapy session!
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like that eccentric professor urging us to take a good look at ourselves and our place in the universe. What if, instead of pondering over what's best for us, we started considering what's best for the entire planet? What if we ditched the 'me' mentality and embraced the 'we' perspective? This is the kind of radical shift Pluto in Aquarius wants to see. So, are you ready to step up to the challenge, or are you going to hide behind your Star Wars figurines?
Remember, my fellow earthlings, the choice is yours. The cosmic winds of change are blowing. Will you set sail or stay stuck in the mud? Only time, and maybe a little alien intervention, will tell.
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