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18 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 15 degrees, 33' 59", at a velocity of 13.16 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. It is 389082.59 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 26 Can 07' 39", and is 152028574km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 15 Sag 33' 59", and is 384983km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings Star Gazers! Listen up folks, because the Moon has just parked its celestial behind in Sagittarius, the Archer. Now, I don't know about you, but when I hear that, I immediately think of a cosmic Clint Eastwood with a bow and arrow, aiming at the stars. Let's put it this way, the Moon is currently 385,276.449022298km away. That's roughly the equivalent of driving from your local vegan smoothie bar to the nearest Star Trek convention - back and forth - about 47,000 times! Phew, that’s a lot of mileage and a whole ton of Spock ears. When the Moon is in Sagittarius, it's like the universe is giving us all a big cosmic nudge to step out of our comfort zones and embrace our inner explorer. Maybe that means finally signing up for underwater basket weaving, or perhaps it's time to decipher the cryptic language of your office coffee machine. Let's face it, we've all been there. Remember, Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the planet of expanding horizons and endless buffets. So, take this opportunity to gorge yourself on knowledge, adventure, and yes, even that extra slice of gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, joy-free cake if you feel like it. But beware, dear friends, Sagittarian energy might also make you a tad more blunt than usual. If you find yourself tempted to tell your boss what you really think about their 'inspirational' Monday morning pep talks, maybe chew on some moon rock instead. In conclusion, as the Moon saddles up in Sagittarius, let's aim our arrows high, embrace the spirit of adventure, and remember: The truth is out there, and so is your next horoscope! Until next time, keep your telescope clean and your mind open. Peace out, space cadets!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 22 Leo 41' 15", moving at 1.14 degrees per day, and is 137411303km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Hello there, celestial voyagers! Grab your telescope and your sense of humor because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey through the stars. Now, let's talk about Mercury in Leo. Did you know that Mercury, that tiny little planet closest to the sun, is currently 137,528,965.495617539km (precisely!) away from us? I mean, that's practically next door in astronomical terms, right? And it's moving prograde, which basically means it's going with the flow, not being a rebellious teenager and going retrograde on us. Now, Mercury in Leo is like a stand-up comedian who's been given the microphone and the spotlight. It's all about saying what you've been dying to say, but have been too shy or too polite to utter. But remember folks, Mercury is as swift as a roadrunner on caffeine and Leo... well, Leo has no indoor voice. So, words can tumble out faster than you can say, "Oh, did I just say that out loud?" It's like a cosmic permit for entertainment. Picture this: Leo, the charismatic and vivacious lion of the zodiac, hosting a party. With Mercury as the guest of honor, you can bet there will be an overflow of jokes, laughter, and perhaps, some dramatic monologues. It's like a sitcom in the heavens! Ever seen a confident lion strutting his stuff, mane blowing in the wind, looking like he owns the savannah? That's you now. This is your time to steal the spotlight, to show off that strut. Got a public speaking gig you've been avoiding? Now's the time to grab that mic and rock the stage! Mercury in Leo is also a golden ticket to unleash your creativity. Imagine Leo's fiery passion and enthusiasm injected into your artistic side - it's like Picasso and Shakespeare had a cosmic baby! So, dust off those old paintbrushes, polish that camera lens or tune up that guitar. It's time to create! So buckle up, space cadets! Mercury in Leo is a wild ride, filled with laughter, creativity and maybe, just maybe, a few embarrassing speeches. But hey, it's all in good fun, right? Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... or not, I mean, who am I to tell you what to do?Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 08 Leo 05' 26", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 251402192km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: A Star Wars Story
Alright, space cadets, prepare to buckle up. Our favorite cosmic diva, Venus, has jetted off into the constellation of Leo and she's not just bringing love, she's bringing a full-blown space opera! You thought Anakin's transformation into Darth Vader was intense? Just wait and see what Venus in Leo has in store!
Leo is the Fire sign of the zodiac, known for its flair and drama - kind of like the Death Star exploding. So, during this transit, expect pyrotechnics in your love life that would make a Jedi sit up and take notice. That's right, folks, you won't just be feeling the Force - you'll be feeling the LOVE.
The thing about Venus in Leo is that it doesn't just want to be noticed - it wants to be worshipped like a golden droid on Tatooine. It's a time when you're encouraged to make grand romantic gestures bigger than an Endor moon. But beware, my star-crossed lovers, if you play it too safe, you might find yourself exiled like a lonely old hermit on Dagobah.
In the spirit of honest Jedi communication, let's acknowledge that love under Venus in Leo comes with more drama than a cantina brawl. If you start feeling like the Han Solo of your love life - neglected and underappreciated - you might just release your inner Wookiee. And remember, as wise Master Yoda would say, "In 'we', 'I' there is not."
Just like Jabba the Hutt's appetite for the finer things, your spending might go into hyperdrive during this transit. But remember, like a well-placed shot from a proton torpedo, it's not about how much you spend, it's about how you make your loved ones feel. A thoughtful gesture is worth more than a cargo hold full of precious metals.
Venus in Leo is like a colorful fireworks display over the Ewok village - it's lively, it's vibrant and it might just rekindle the spark in your relationships. So grab your lightsaber, hop in your X-wing and embrace this cosmic romance adventure - because remember, a life without a little fun and excitement is a life stuck on the moisture farms of Tatooine!
Mars is in Taurus
Mars is prograde at 28 Tau 11' 39", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 248783213km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Taurus
Alright folks, get ready for some cosmic comedy as we talk about Mars parking its fiery caboose in the sign of Taurus. Now, imagine Mars as a hyperactive kid on a sugar rush, bouncing off the walls and whatnot. Taurus, on the other hand, is like that chill grandpa who just wants to enjoy his cup of tea undisturbed. So when they're in the same room, you can expect some interesting dynamics. Mars in Taurus is like trying to launch a rocket with a rubber band. It's possible, but boy, do you need some serious patience! But hey, if you manage to get something started during this transit, Taurus' stubborn stick-to-itiveness ensures you won't quit until it's done. Or at least until the next commercial break. Now, Mars is known for its fiery temper while Taurus is the epitome of "cool as a cucumber." So, while Mars is in Taurus, we might try to avoid conflict like it's a black hole. But remember folks, just because we're playing hide and seek with our resentment doesn't mean it's not silently counting in the corner. Ignore it long enough, and you might find yourself in the middle of a supernova-sized temper tantrum. Mars in Taurus also makes us ask the important questions, like "Where's the dough, bro?" Our wallets come under scrutiny and suddenly, having a comfy nest feels more critical than discovering the Higgs Boson. This time is perfect for us to fight like Jedi for the things we value and chase those financial dreams like they're coated in dark matter. But don't worry, it's not all about staying up late crunching numbers and strategizing your next big move. Taurus, being a connoisseur of the good life, reminds us to kick back and savor the earthly delights. After all, what's the point of working like a Martian if we can't enjoy some Venusian pleasures, right? Once Mars moves into Taurus, it's time to ditch the lab coat for a bit, kick off those moon boots, and enjoy a well-deserved breather.Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Gem 48' 27", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 853981030km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Jupiter In Gemini: A Galactic Comedy of Errors
Alright, folks! Listen up! Jupiter, the celestial big guy, has decided to take a vacation in Gemini, the neighborhood of intellectual chatterboxes. Now, one might think this is a happy marriage, a regular cosmic peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But let me tell you, it's more like trying to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Overwhelmed much?
Imagine Gemini as a hyperactive librarian with ADHD, constantly asking, "What's this? And this? And this?" Meanwhile, Jupiter, the philosophical professor, is squinting at every item, beard-strokingly pondering, "Yes, but what does it all mean?" It's a transit of endless curiosity, an intellectual buffet that could leave you feeling like you've eaten too much brain food.
But fear not! Jupiter in Gemini is essentially your ticket to the Universal State Fair, offering a smorgasbord of thoughts, ideas, and perspectives. You know that simple fork in the road you came across once? Well, now it looks like a plate of cosmic spaghetti with multiple paths, secret tunnels, and maybe even a wormhole or two. All roads lead to Rome? More like all roads lead to everywhere!
And let's not forget, Gemini is known for being chattier than a caffeinated parrot! So, brace yourself for some next-level communication skills. We're talking pun battles, lengthy philosophical debates, and possibly inventing entirely new languages. And it's not just talk - we're likely to be as productive as a colony of caffeine-fueled ants. Prepare to be busy, my friends, like a bee with a jetpack!
Jupiter in Gemini is like having a universal decoder ring for life. It's a chance to toss out the rule book and consider all the alternatives. Can't decide between pizza or sushi? Why not try a sushi pizza? The point is, during this cosmic transit, it's crucial to be as flexible as a yoga master. So go ahead, stretch those mental muscles and enjoy the ride. Remember, life doesn't have to be a straight line, especially when Jupiter's in Gemini!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 08' 51", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1351630970km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
As I gaze upon the cosmos, Saturn is pulling a bit of a prank on us. It's lounged back in the celestial recliner of Pisces, and let me tell you, it's not just catching up on Star Trek reruns. Right now, it's a whopping 1,351,700,036.724974155km away (give or take a few meters). Who knew? Science, that's who!
Now, Saturn in Pisces is like your high school career counselor who moonlights as a life coach - but dressed in a comfy bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. It's time to listen to that nagging, yet oddly comforting, voice in your head suggesting you write that zombie-romance novel or open that gluten-free, vegan-friendly donut shop. Or is it just me who hears that?
Be wary though, dear stargazers. Saturn isn't all fun and games. Picture a cosmic version of your dad discovering your secret diary full of dreams and reading it aloud at the dinner table. Uncomfortable? Absolutely. Necessary? Oh, you bet! So, prepare yourself for some cosmic scrutiny. Saturn in Pisces is going to question your dreams like a relentless detective in a noir film.
And talking about dreams, you might find yourself tossing and turning more than usual. It's like when you have five cups of coffee before bed - not the best idea. Saturn's shuffling around in the realm of sleep, making us feel like we're in a perpetual state of 'just woke up'. My suggestion? Do some deep breathing exercises, attempt meditation (without falling asleep), or take a walk in nature (just avoid any suspiciously large mushrooms).
It wouldn't hurt to indulge in a bit of daydreaming, either. But, make sure to have a dream journal handy. You never know when you'll dream up the next viral hashtag or a million-dollar app idea.
So brace yourselves, the cosmic dad is here with some tough love, and he's not leaving until your room, I mean, your life is in order! Embrace the chaos, prepare for the unexpected, and remember - it's all part of the cosmic comedy we call life.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 25' 16", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3003030530km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Universal China Shop
Ah, Taurus, the astrological equivalent of that one friend who always orders the same dish from their favorite restaurant because "why fix what ain't broken?" Now imagine this friend's reaction if the restaurant suddenly decides to revamp its menu. That's pretty much what's happening astrologically as Uranus, the cosmic rebel and the planetary equivalent of a teenager going through a phase, sets up camp in Taurus.
This is like inviting a bull into a china shop - you know something's going to get broken, you just don't know what or how. But hey, maybe the shop needed a makeover anyway.
Now, Taurus has a thing for money. Not in a Scrooge McDuck-dive-into-a-swimming-pool-full-of-gold-coins kind of way, but more like a meticulous accountant keeping track of every penny. So, with Uranus in Taurus, expect some drastic changes in the financial system. We're talking revolutionary tech developments, new forms of currency, and maybe even a complete overhaul of banking as we know it. Who knows, by the end of this seven-year stint, we might be trading in alien coins or intergalactic credits!
But on a less Star Trek-y note, this period is also urging us to reevaluate our relationship with money and material possessions. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo session, asking us whether our financial commitments and belongings truly spark joy, or if they're just weighing us down. It's time to break free from the shackles of debt, taxes, and the constant pressure to upgrade our phones every year (I mean, do we really need a camera with 108 megapixels?!).
Resistance is futile, my friends. Uranus is here with a cosmic wrecking ball, ready to smash outdated structures and beliefs. But fear not, for this isn't destruction for the sake of chaos. It's about shaking things up so we can build a better, more stable foundation. Kind of like renovating a house...with a few unexpected UFO sightings thrown in for good measure.
So buckle up, Buttercup, because change is a-comin'. But remember: just like that one friend at the restaurant, you might discover a new favorite dish in the process.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 51' 52", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4403421689km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Logical Look at Illogical Matters
Fascinating. Neptune, the Lord of the Seas, has embarked on a cosmic journey that lands it in the realm of Pisces. In Earth terms, that's like your uncle Bob moving into a hippie commune and suddenly becoming very interested in tie-dye t-shirts and dreamcatchers. An unexpected match, indeed! But just as Uncle Bob finds enlightenment amidst the incense and peace signs, Neptune's plunge into Pisces has some profound implications for us earthlings.
With Neptune sojourning in Pisces, it's as if the galaxies themselves are handing us a pair of cosmic glasses. Not the fashionable kind, mind you, but the sort that helps you see beyond the mundane squabbles of everyday life, right to the heart of humanity's shared essence. It's akin to having x-ray vision, but instead of seeing through walls, you're seeing through societal constructs and trivial differences.
It's a call to arms... or rather, a call to hearts. A celestial invitation to rummage through the depths of your being and pull out those dusty dreams and underappreciated talents. That's right, even your ability to burp the alphabet can be a vehicle for change!
During this cosmic event, consider taking a spiritual course. Perhaps "The Quantum Physics of Karma" or "The Art of Astral Travel for Dummies." If that isn't your cup of herbal tea, you could always create a sacred space at home. A little corner where you can commune with your favorite houseplant or have deep, meaningful conversations with your pet rock.
Neptune's dance with Pisces is a nudge to not only explore these aspects of our existence but also to share them. And remember, with Neptune being 4,403,481,175.875693321 km away and in retrograde, it won't judge if your sharing involves interpretive dances about the mysteries of the universe or sonnets dedicated to your favorite Star Trek character (Spock, obviously!).
So, strap on your cosmic glasses and prepare to look at the world - and yourself - through a new lens. Live long and prosper, my fellow stargazers!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 59' 16", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093280065km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright, my cosmic comrades! Buckle up your asteroid belts, because it's time for a galactic garage sale! That's right, the celestial car boot event of the millennium is happening as we speak. Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (let's not open that can of worms again, Neil DeGrasse Tyson), is shimmying its way through Aquarius and it's got one heck of a sales pitch. Now, Pluto isn't just your run-of-the-mill solar system salesman. No, no, no. This icy outpost at the edge of our cosmic neighborhood is in the business of transformation, folks. And I'm not talking about those 'new year, new me' resolutions that last approximately until the first girl scout cookie sale. Nope. Pluto's about as subtle as a supernova. It's more like 'new millennium, new species'! You see, when Pluto waltzes into Aquarius, things get interesting. Like "beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here" kind of interesting. Because Aquarius, our resident alien enthusiast, is all about progress. So, what do we get when we mix Pluto's transformative energy with the forward-thinking Aquarius? Well, it's like tossing Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke - explosive, messy, and bound to make a bunch of teenagers on YouTube very, very happy. Pluto in Aquarius is like a celestial software update for humanity. Expect big changes in science, technology, and space travel. Heck, we might even get that hoverboard Back to the Future promised us. But it’s not just about gadgets and gizmos. We're talking about profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's less "survival of the fittest" and more "thriving of the kindest". This cosmic cocktail of Pluto and Aquarius isn't just going to change our world, it's going to transform us. It's time to start thinking less about "me" and more about "we". So, will we answer the call or just let it go to voicemail? Remember my interstellar friends, the universe doesn't do cold calls. So, let's get ready for some cosmic clearance, folks! Out with the old, in with the new, and let's not forget to recycle. After all, one person's space junk is another's celestial treasure.Current Planetary Aspects