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21 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 26 degrees, 47' 43", at a velocity of 14.26 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. It is 374677.43 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 28 Can 59' 23", and is 151996131km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Cap 47' 43", and is 370525km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Greetings, earthlings and other celestial beings! Your favorite cosmos-nerd is back with another dose of astrological antics. Now, brace yourselves for this nugget of sky trivia - our dear moon is currently vacationing in Capricorn, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Saturnian summer day. And mind you, that's 370730.358207252km away, or as I like to call it, a quick jaunt to the store... if you're a comet. Now listen up, because this isn't just about where the moon is chilling out. This is about YOU! Yes, you, person reading this on their smartphone while pretending to listen to their partner talk about their day, or maybe even you, who's sneakily reading this during your Zoom meeting (don't worry, your secret's safe with me). The moon being in Capricorn is like your introverted friend who suddenly decided to throw a party but then spends the whole evening organizing coasters. It’s all about structure, discipline, and responsibility. So, maybe it's time to finally clean up those 42 tabs you've got open on your browser, huh? But don’t get too comfy in your organization spree, because the moon is about as consistent as your Wi-Fi connection. In the next 24 hours, it's going to sashay into Aquarius. Now, the moon in Aquarius is like your eccentric aunt who insists on bringing her parrot to family dinners - quirky, unpredictable, and surprisingly insightful. So, prepare yourself for a cosmic roller coaster ride. One moment you're folding socks and color-coding your bookshelf, the next you're inventing a new language for your houseplants. Embrace the chaos, my friends! Remember, we are all just stardust playing out a cosmic ballet in the grand theater of the universe. So, pull up your socks (preferably the ones you just organized), fasten your seat belts, and enjoy the ride. Until next time, may the stars be ever in your favor... or at least not cause you to walk into any lamp posts while stargazing.Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 25 Leo 53' 29", moving at 1 degrees per day, and is 130607671km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Fasten your seat belts and prepare for an interstellar ride because Mercury has just entered Leo's vibrant fiery realm – and trust me, it's about as subtle as a supernova in a library. So, Mercury's in Leo, right? Well, we're looking at approximately 130 million kilometres of cosmic real estate between us and this pint-sized planet. But don't let that distance fool you. Mercury might be the runt of our solar system's litter, but it's currently in prograde, meaning it's moving forward faster than a caffeinated cheetah on rollerblades. As if Leo needed any more drama. Now, let's talk about Leo. This fire sign is as subtle as a foghorn at a meditation retreat, and loves direct communication like a black hole loves matter. Got something on your mind? Now’s the time to say it! Just remember, with Mercury's speed and Leo’s expressiveness combined, words might come flying out of your mouth like a popcorn kernel in a microwave. So, before you start sounding like a fast-forwarded politician, take a deep breath! Mercury in Leo is basically the universe's way of handing you a golden ticket to a thrilling rollercoaster ride. With Leo's social butterfly tendencies, expect a lot of jokes, laughter, and witty banter. A tad bit too much, maybe? Nah! You’re not just attending the party, darling, you ARE the party! Imagine yourself as a confident lion, mane blowing in the wind, strutting your stuff... That's right, this is your moment to shine brighter than a quasar! It's the perfect time to conquer that fear of public speaking, put yourself out there, and perhaps even try that stand-up comedy gig you've been dodging. And what about creativity? Well, when Mercury enters Leo's territory, it's like pouring a double espresso shot into your creative reservoir. Think of it as a cosmic invitation to dust off your paintbrushes, charge up your camera, or pick up that abandoned ukulele. It's time to create, create, create! In short, folks, Mercury in Leo is about to turn up the volume on life. So, brace yourselves for a period of loud laughter, bold creativity, and possibly some foot-in-mouth moments. But hey, it wouldn't be a celestial adventure without a few cosmic facepalms, right? Happy stargazing!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 11 Leo 46' 34", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 250235993km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, interstellar voyagers, buckle up! Venus has just swanned into Leo, strutting around like she's the queen of the galaxy — which, let's face it, she kinda is. She’s a whopping 250,254,907.458363444 km away, but you wouldn't know it with all the cosmic energy she’s throwing our way. This is the time when we're not just content with passing notes or sending cute emojis. Oh no, we want our love interests to hire a skywriter and declare their undying affection in smoke and jet trails. You thought subtlety was key? Ha! Not on Venus’s Leo watch. This is the time for grand gestures, folks. If you're playing it safe, sorry pal, you might just get left in the cosmic dust. Now, here's the catch. With Venus in Leo, love isn’t exactly a peaceful walk in the park. It's more like a rollercoaster ride with loops, twists, and a couple of free falls. And as we all know, Leo is the drama queen of the zodiac. So, if you're not getting your fair share of attention, you might find yourself roaring like a lion at your unsuspecting love interest. Remember, love isn’t just about you, so try not to stir the cosmic pot too much, okay? Now, let's talk about the moolah. With Venus in Leo, money isn't just a means to survival, it's a way to make yourself feel like a million bucks. Want to splurge a bit? Go ahead! Leo loves a bit of glitter and glamour. But remember, being generous and treating others can be even more satisfying than pampering yourself. In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic carnival — full of color, excitement, and a touch of chaos. It's a time that can amp up your relationships and remind you that life without a little fun, is like Pluto without its heart-shaped glacier — just not the same. So, embrace the energy, and remember to keep your cosmic sense of humor intact. After all, we're all just stardust navigating this intergalactic journey together!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 00 Gem 16' 39", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 246717850km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Mars in Gemini: The Galactic Dance-off
Here's the scoop, space cadets! Your celestial DJ for the party, Mars, has just started spinning the decks in the Gemini house. Now, you might be thinking, "What does that mean for me?". Well, buckle up, because this cosmic jam session is going to kick your curiosity into hyperdrive.
With Mars moonwalking its way through Gemini, we're all going to be more excitable than a quantum physicist at a particle accelerator convention. We'll want to explore every nook and cranny of our universe, whether it's mastering quantum knitting or finally understanding why cats insist on knocking things off tables. Prepare to bid adieu to any lingering boredom!
But here's the catch: like a kid in a candy store, we'll have so many interests popping up that it could be harder to focus than a hipster trying to choose a non-mainstream coffee blend. It's like trying to follow a choose-your-own-adventure book where every page is a cliffhanger.
Gemini is the cosmic Peter Pan, always ready for a new adventure, and when Mars is throwing the cosmic confetti in this sign, it's not all about Netflix and chill. With a multitude of exciting new projects, we could flutter around like a butterfly in a field of flowers. It might make us feel a bit scattered, but hey, who said life was a straight line?
And let's not forget about Mars, the red-hot planet of passion and drive. When it takes a stroll through Gemini, our minds become the ultimate playground. Intelligence becomes the new sexy, and mental stimulation with our partners becomes more necessary than a cup of coffee on a Monday morning. So, folks, let's get our geek on and enjoy this cosmic dance-off to the fullest.
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Gem 23' 47", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 849173554km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Jupiter in Gemini: The Cosmic Juggler's Convention
Yowza folks! Jupiter, the celestial gas giant, has just RSVP'd to Gemini's intellectual soiree. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Isn't this the astrological equivalent of inviting Albert Einstein to a speed dating event?" Well, yes and no.
Jupiter, our jovial giant, likes to push us into the deep end of the think tank. It's like a personal trainer for your brain, always pushing for one more rep, one more set of existential ponderings. Meanwhile, Gemini, our resident chatterbox, is the embodiment of curiosity. Gemini asks 'What is this?' while Jupiter is already three steps ahead asking 'What does this mean?'
So, during this transit, expect your mind to feel like a cosmic pinball machine. Ideas will bounce around with electrifying speed as Gemini's diverse perspectives multiply. If life presents you with a fork in the road, you might suddenly see a spaghetti junction of possibilities. There may be tunnels, bridges, shortcuts, and even a few scenic routes. Get ready for an intellectual trip down the rabbit hole!
And remember, Gemini is famous for its gift of gab. Expect conversations to flow like a babbling brook during a rainstorm. You'll not only talk a lot but also listen, laugh, learn, and perhaps even stumble upon some profound truths. So, while it might seem like we're just nattering away, trust me, there's a method to the Gemini madness.
Warning: mental multitasking is likely to hit record levels. You'll want to read, absorb, learn, discuss, and maybe invent a device that can freeze time so you can do it all. Your brain might feel like a juggler at a circus, keeping dozens of brightly colored balls in the air. But hey, who doesn't love a good circus act?
Jupiter in Gemini could be likened to having your very own mental Swiss Army Knife, unlocking a realm of new possibilities and perspectives. So, whether you're contemplating the meaning of life or simply deciding on tonight's dinner, remember to stay flexible and open-minded. After all, as they say, variety is the spice of Gemini life!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 03' 03", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1345781093km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Decides to go Skinny Dipping in the Piscean Pond
Alright, stargazers, get your cosmic party hats on because Saturn, our resident taskmaster, has decided to take a leisurely swim in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Now, before you start panicking about Saturn, the cosmic equivalent of that teacher who always made you show your work, messing with your daydreams, hear me out. This isn't necessarily about crushing dreams, it's about making them reality. This is like Saturn cosplaying as a life coach, and let's face it, who among us couldn't use one of those?
Saturn in Pisces is like having a reality check on steroids. It's going to make sure we've crossed all our t's and dotted our i's before we dive head first into those dreams we've been nurturing. I mean, it's one thing to want to open a unicorn petting zoo, but have you thought about zoning permits and hay costs? Now's the time to do it.
Of course, Saturn being Saturn, this isn't all rainbow bridges and fairy dust. It's more like a surprise visit from a fastidious relative who insists on vacuuming under your sofa. You might feel a bit invaded, but remember, they're only trying to help. So, instead of putting up the "Keep Out" sign, maybe hang a "Welcome, pull up a chair and let's chat" one instead.
Now, here's where it gets a bit tricky. Pisces rules sleep and dreams, so Saturn's visit might make things a bit...restless. But hey, who needs sleep when you've got dreams to plan, right? Just kidding, folks! Good rest is crucial. So, maybe try some meditation or take a hike in the woods. Heck, even a well-timed nap might do wonders (just keep that dream journal handy). Remember, this is about making dreams reality, not driving yourself into the ground. So, breathe deep, rest well, and let's get ready for some cosmic coaching.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 31' 27", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2996373424km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Expect the Unexpected in Your Piggy Bank
Oh, dear star children! Our pal Uranus has packed its cosmic bags and moved into Taurus, leaving behind a trail of quantum glitter. Now that's a big deal, because if Taurus were a song, it'd be "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey. It's all about steady beats and smooth harmonies. A sudden guitar solo by Uranus? Not so much. Yet here we are, with the planet of revolution shaking up Taurus' stable world like a teenager blasting dubstep in a quiet library.
And where does Taurus love stability most? In its wallet, of course. As the zodiac's financial advisor, Taurus likes to keep things traditional, with a good old piggy bank and everything. But guess what? Uranus is here with an online banking app, ready to give that piggy bank a digital makeover. So, brace yourselves for some serious cosmic e-commerce during the next seven years. We might see Bitcoin becoming the new nickel, or perhaps Wall Street will start trading in cosmic credits instead of stocks. Who knows?
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, asking us to reevaluate our relationship with money and material possessions. Imagine your credit card debt, taxes, rent, and mortgage as cluttered rooms. Uranus is here with a trash bag, ready to declutter. It's time to say goodbye to financial quicksand traps and hello to financial freedom. Resistance is futile, my friends. Uranus didn't come all this way, 2,996,442,104.025888920km to be exact, to take 'no' for an answer.
So, let's welcome these changes with open arms (and wallets). After all, Uranus might be rocking our monetary boat, but its ultimate goal is to anchor us in a better financial harbor. And remember, while the changes might come faster than a light-year per second, they are here to stay longer than a black hole. Embrace the change, because like it or not, Uranus in Taurus is now your financial advisor.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 50' 13", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4396748277km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: The Cosmic Wave Pool
Alright stargazers, grab your cosmic surfboards because we're riding the astral waves with Neptune in Pisces! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Neptune always in Pisces?" Well, yes, smarty pants, but this time it's gone retrograde - cue dramatic music. It's like it's moonwalking its way across the universe just to mess with us. And it's about 4.4 billion kilometers away, which, for those of you who like to keep things in perspective, is roughly the equivalent of a round trip to your local grocery store...about 109 million times.
So what's this space shindig all about? Well, when Neptune and Pisces start doing the cosmic tango, we're all suddenly gifted with the kind of emotional clarity that even Dr. Phil would find impressive. It's like wearing a pair of 3D glasses in a 2D world; petty squabbles seem as insignificant as a gnat on an elephant's behind.
This planetary hoedown is your VIP pass to explore your emotional intelligence – no IQ test required. Got an idea? A dream? A killer recipe for vegan brownies? This is the perfect time to share it. Neptune in Pisces is like a universal Kickstarter campaign, supporting us to bring our unique offerings to the world. Except, instead of a free t-shirt, we get spiritual fulfillment. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right?
And while you're at it, why not dial up your spiritual connection? Take a yoga class, start meditating, or turn a corner of your home into a sacred sanctuary. Heck, if it feels sacred to you, it can be an altar to your favorite sci-fi series. The point is, Neptune in Pisces wants us to connect with our inner Jedi and share the force with the world.
So, buckle up space cadets, it's time to surf the cosmic waves. Just remember, no matter how many light years away Neptune might seem, its energy is always right here, moonwalking with us through life.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 55' 01", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093172606km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Quantum Leap for Humankind?
Gather 'round kiddos, your favorite astro-nerd is here to drop some planetary knowledge. You see, our ol' friend Pluto, a celestial body that's had more identity crises than a teenager in an emo phase, is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in Aquarius. What does this mean, you ask? Well, it's kind of like when Spock mind-melds with a Tribble—it's gonna get weird.
Pluto, you see, is the planet of transformation. And by transformation, I don't mean like when you decide to dye your hair purple after a bad breakup—I mean soul-shaking, life-altering changes. Imagine if Gandalf went from being a grey wizard to a white wizard... oh wait, that happened. Anyway, Pluto is the Dumbledore of the solar system, mysteriously dying and coming back stronger.
Now, Aquarius is all about progress. Not the type where you finally beat that level on Candy Crush you've been stuck on for weeks, but real, tangible progress. It's like when Tony Stark invented a new element in his basement—game-changing stuff.
Combine these two cosmic heavyweights and what do you get? A potential leap forward for humanity that's bigger than when we realized we could put avocado on toast. We're talking revolutionary changes in science, technology, and space travel. Heck, we might even figure out how to make a printer that actually works when you need it to.
But it's not just about gizmos and gadgets. With Pluto in Aquarius, there's a massive shift in civil rights and humanitarianism on the horizon. It's as if Yoda came down and said, "Love each other, you must." The power players are not the ones with the biggest guns or fattest wallets, but those who work together and value the lives and experiences of others. It's like if the Avengers decided to form a book club instead of fighting aliens.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic alarm clock, urging us to wake up and change our perception of ourselves and our place on this teeny tiny blue dot. Instead of thinking about what's best for our next selfie, it's time to consider what's best for everyone. It's like if Thanos decided to use the Infinity Stones to plant trees instead of
Current Planetary Aspects