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22 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 11 degrees, 10' 23", at a velocity of 14.48 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. It is 370544.95 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Can 56' 39", and is 151984363km away and approaching.The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 11 Aqu 10' 23", and is 367388km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
"Greetings, celestial navigators! Before we delve into the cosmic happenings, let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that our dear Moon decided to dress up in Aquarius for a little jaunt in the astrological runway. Quite the fashionista, if I may say so. Now, if we apply the principles of astrophysics and the Pythagorean theorem to this scenario (don't worry, it's not a pop quiz), we find that the Moon is a whopping 367,528.528077478 kilometers away. Yes, you heard that right, folks. That's not just around the block, or even a Sunday drive away. In fact, it's roughly 912 times the distance from New York to Los Angeles. Or, if you prefer, about 4.2 million laps around a standard high school track. Phew! Makes your Fitbit step count look like child's play. But what does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, when the Moon is in Aquarius, it's all about embracing your inner Spock; logic, intellect, and innovation will lead the way. Aquarius, often considered the mad scientist of the zodiac, might have you concocting bold new ideas, or perhaps formulating plans for a teleportation device to cut down that daunting lunar commute. So, while the Moon is busy hanging out in Aquarius, may I suggest taking a leaf out of its book? Embrace your inner eccentricity, challenge conventional wisdom, and remember, the sky (or in this case, the far, far away Moon) is not the limit. Remember, fellow stargazers, to boldly go where no man has gone before. That might just be to the kitchen to fetch another cup of tea, but hey, every journey starts with a single step, or a single sip. So, don your tin foil hats, keep your telescopes at the ready, and let's boldly embrace this Aquarian lunar influence together!"Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 26 Leo 51' 53", moving at 0.95 degrees per day, and is 128373282km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Well, well, well... what do we have here? Mercury in Leo, you say? Alright, fasten your space seatbelts, folks, because we're about to embark on a cosmic joyride that's hotter than a supernova and brighter than a quasar! So, Leo, you fiery celestial feline, you're all about straight-up, no-beat-around-the-bush communication, right? And with Mercury, our speedy little planet of communication, making a pit stop in your starry domain, it's going to be like a galaxy-wide open mic night! Get ready to let those thoughts spill out faster than light speed. But remember, folks, even in the infinite cosmos, words can become shooting stars before you can blink. So, try not to let your verbal meteor shower take out any innocent bystanders. Now, let's talk about the real star of this show - Leo. The sun may have its solar flares, but Leo, you've got a flair for the dramatic that's downright astronomical! Expect plenty of cosmic chuckles and martian mirth as Mercury in Leo turns every conversation into a space opera. You'll be surrounded by more witty repartee than you can shake a telescope at! Picture this: A confident lion, mane billowing in the solar wind, strutting his stuff across the astral plane. That could be you, my stargazing friends! With a little bit of that Leo moxie, you could walk onto any stage - planetary or otherwise - and absolutely dazzle. Got a speech to make or a song to sing? Mercury in Leo is your cosmic cue to step into the spotlight. And don't forget, when Mercury soaks up those Leo rays, our creative juices start flowing like the Milky Way. This is your chance to pour all that Leo passion and enthusiasm into creating your own universe. Whether it's painting a celestial masterpiece, composing a symphony of the spheres, or crafting an epic space saga, let your inner artist take control and create, create, create! Remember, space travelers, the universe is a big place with infinite possibilities. So, while Mercury is in Leo, seize the day, grab life by the asteroids and make your own constellation in the cosmic canvas!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 13 Leo 00' 17", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 249831316km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Hey there, space explorers! Prepare yourselves because Venus, the galactic goddess of love, has packed her bags and taken a one-way ticket to Leo. That's right, she's visiting the cosmic King of the Jungle. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Venus in Leo? What are we in for, a solar system soap opera?" Well, buckle up, because the answer is a resounding YES! When Venus lands in Leo, it's like she's had one too many energy drinks. All she wants to do is shout her love from the rooftops - or in this case, from the asteroid belt. This is a time of grand romantic gestures that could put any rom-com to shame. If you're not ready to declare your love over a loudspeaker or shower your partner with lavish gifts, you might as well call a cab and leave the party. And oh, let me tell you about the drama! Leo doesn't just have a flair, it's more like a supernova explosion of theatrics. If you thought your last breakup was dramatic, just wait till you see what happens when Venus feels neglected in Leo. There might be fireworks, and I'm not talking about the fun type. But remember, folks: the universe doesn't revolve around us - no matter how much it feels like it sometimes. Now, let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, it's all about the bling and the glam. You might feel an urge to splurge on everything shiny and expensive, like some cosmic magpie. But remember, all that glitters isn't gold (even if it's a limited-edition, diamond-encrusted coffee maker). Yes, you heard it right, even in the cosmos, retail therapy only brings temporary satisfaction. But here's the twist: Leo is also known for its generosity. So instead of blowing your savings on a solid gold cat tree, why not invest in some thoughtful gifts for your loved ones? Turns out, sharing the love (and the wealth) can make us even happier than a solo shopping spree. So, dear stargazers, as Venus pirouettes through Leo, let's remember to embrace the drama, the passion, and the generosity this transit brings. Remember, a life without a little cosmic chaos is like a black hole – no fun at all!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 00 Gem 58' 08", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 246022496km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Oh My Stars! Mars in Gemini
Well, well, well, we find ourselves in a bit of a cosmic tizzy, don't we? Mars, that fiery planet of action and drive, has decided to take a leisurely stroll through the intellectual neighborhood of Gemini. It's like feeding your pet cat a double espresso and then opening up a box of laser pointers. Goodbye couch potato vibes, hello whirling dervish of new ideas, hobbies and possibly, unfinished projects.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But oh wise and somewhat nerdy astrologer, how on earth do I keep track of everything?" Ah, my dear star-seeker, that's the beauty of it all. With Mars sauntering around Gemini, you'll be able to juggle tasks like a robotic protocol droid trying to serve drinks on Jabba's sail barge. And if Plan A goes haywire, fear not! You've got Plan B, C, D, and even E tucked away in your hyperdrive.
Keep in mind though, Gemini is a bit like that adorable but naughty child who'd rather chase butterflies than finish their homework. So while you're flitting about in your garden of interests, remember - every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Or in less Einstein-y terms, leaving projects unfinished could get you tangled in a cosmic cobweb of confusion.
And let's not forget the spicy side of Mars, shall we? Yes, the planet of passion and drive is also the planet of... well, passion. And with Mars in Gemini, the brain becomes the sexiest organ. So, if you're looking for some celestial sizzle, stimulate those grey cells first. After all, nothing says 'turn on' quite like a good intellectual banter, right? So put on your thinking caps, and let the sparks fly!
Mars in Gemini: It's like a cosmic game of 3D chess. Confusing, exhilarating, and a little bit nerdy. Just how we like it.
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Gem 35' 24", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 847528254km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
RoboCop's Guide to Jupiter in Gemini
Okay, folks. Buckle up because it's time to geek out – astrologically speaking, of course. Jupiter, the big guy of our solar system, has decided to park itself in Gemini, the zodiac's ultimate chatterbox. Now, you might think this is like assigning a quantum physicist to host an open mic night, but actually, it's more like having Stephen Hawking teach improv. So strap on your space helmets and let's dive into this cosmic comedy!
Jupiter is all about expanding our minds to the size of a black hole, while Gemini loves to ping pong around ideas faster than light speed. Combine the two and what do you get? A cerebral smorgasbord that would make even Einstein's head spin! You'll find yourself asking "What is this?" and "What does this mean?" so often, you might start to sound like a philosophy major at their first existentialist book club.
With Jupiter in Gemini, you won't see life as a straight highway anymore. Nah, it's more like a spaghetti junction in outer space, teeming with intergalactic detours, celestial shortcuts, and wormhole walkways. It's like Google Maps on cosmic steroids!
And let's not forget about Gemini's gift of gab. Picture this: everyone suddenly develops the wit of a stand-up comedian, turning our planet into one giant comedy club. We're all swapping ideas, laughing till tears stream down our faces, and generally feeling groovy. Yes, we'll be talking a lot, but hey, we've got Jupiter-sized thoughts to share!
Now, a word of caution: during this transit, prepare for a mental marathon. You'll want to gobble up information like a hungry black hole, spewing out brilliant ideas like a supernova. You'll be juggling thoughts and plans like an octopus at a hacky sack convention.
But remember, folks, Jupiter in Gemini is a golden opportunity for understanding. It's a VIP pass to the multiverse of choices. So, whether you're contemplating the meaning of life or just deciding between pizza and sushi, prepare for the floodgates of options to fling wide open. The key? Embrace the chaos. Be as flexible as a space-time continuum and find that sweet spot between hard-nosed certainty and fleeting cosmic whimsy.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 00' 56", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1343885146km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Geek Alert! Saturn's in Pisces!
Alright, fellow star-chasers, it's time to buckle up because Saturn, our favourite cosmic taskmaster, has just checked into the dreamy, watery world of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn, the strict school principal of the galaxy, in Pisces, the zodiac's resident daydreamer? That's like having Gandalf at a Grateful Dead concert!" But bear with me here, alright?
When Saturn waltzes around Pisces, it's like Yoda and Luke Skywalker meditating on Dagobah: it’s all about finding your inner Jedi. So, dust off those dreams of writing the next 'Game of Thrones' or launching your own craft brewery. It’s time to harness that Piscean imagination and Saturnian discipline, and create a master plan. Like a Vulcan playing 3D chess, we need to strategize.
But let's not fool ourselves, folks. Saturn in Pisces is no joyride on the Millennium Falcon. Saturn's like a cosmic Sheldon Cooper, questioning every little detail of our dreams. "You want to open a llama farm? And you think llamas can be toilet-trained, do you?" But remember, Sheldon's nitpicking often leads to better results. So, embrace that inner critic, and let it sharpen your plans.
Pisces rules sleep and dreams, so with Saturn rolling through its territory, you might feel more wired than Tony Stark in his lab. Your bedtime might start to feel like an episode of Stranger Things. So, take some time to chill out. Meditate, wander through nature, deep breathe, or even take a nap (just keep a dream journal handy for when your subconscious starts spouting prophecies). We're talking full-on hippie-mode here, folks. Embrace it.
Remember, fellow stargazers, Saturn in Pisces is a golden opportunity to turn dreams into reality. So, let's grab our lightsabers, mount our broomsticks, and boldly go where no man has gone before. And may the Force be with us all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 33' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2994116098km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, intergalactic voyagers and star gazers! It's your favorite celestial comedian here, ready to infuse a bit of humor into the cosmic chaos. Brace yourselves because Uranus is in Taurus, and boy oh boy, what a ride we're in for! Imagine if you will, Taurus as your old, comfortable recliner chair, the one that knows perfectly the shape of your posterior. It's reliable, stable, and makes that weird squeaky noise only you can decipher. Now, imagine Uranus as this hyper-energetic kid on a sugar high, bouncing around with a whoopee cushion. That’s right folks, we are about to experience an astronomical fart joke! The status quo? Poof! Gone like a puff of galactic gas! Now, Taurus loves money more than a Trekkie loves Star Trek marathons. And Uranus? Well, it's about to play Monopoly with our financial system. Imagine Bitcoin but with cow currency (Mooney, anyone?). Banks may start looking like scenes from a sci-fi movie, and the stock market might do the cha-cha slide. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like your hippie friend telling you to free yourself from the shackles of materialism while playing the ukulele. Debt? Taxes? Mortgages? They're about to feel as outdated as a flip phone. Beware though, folks! Resisting change in this period is like trying to stop a supernova with a squirt gun - utterly pointless and you’ll probably get wet. But fear not, these Uranus-induced changes have the potential to bring us to a place of greater stability than a black hole in a physics equation. So, buckle up, space cadets, for this 7-year cosmic roller coaster ride. Remember, change is the only constant in the universe...well, that and the fact that Pluto is still sulking about not being a planet. So, let's boldly go where no bull has gone before!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 49' 37", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4394564731km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, my cosmic comrades, do gather around as the tale of Neptune in Pisces unfolds. Crank up your telescopes and pack your favorite snacks (might I suggest freeze-dried ice cream for the occasion?), we're embarking on a 4,394,622,054.008658409 km journey into the heart of our solar system. News flash: Neptune is currently doing the moonwalk - yes, it's in retrograde! Now, before you start panicking and running for the nearest bunker, remember, this is not a time for fear, but rather a cosmic call to action. It's like Captain Kirk finally getting beamed up after being stuck on an alien planet with nothing but his wits and a malfunctioning communicator. Neptune in Pisces is like that eccentric physics professor who, between experiments involving lasers and dry ice, imparts profound wisdom that forever changes your perspective. It's all about unity, folks. It's as if Neptune is saying, "Can't we all just get along?" And yes, the answer is, "We can!" The power of emotional intelligence and collective consciousness shines brighter than any supernova in this cosmic alignment. Now, don’t go selling all your possessions and joining a commune just yet (although, hey, to each their own). This transit is about recognizing the value of unity in diversity. Got a quirky idea? A dream for the future? Well, now's the time to share it and contribute to the cosmic progress. It's like being at a Star Trek convention and realizing that, despite the variety of aliens, everyone speaks the same language – the universal language of acceptance. Perhaps you're feeling a spiritual tug, a celestial call to action. Maybe it's time to dust off that old yoga mat, or enroll in a Tai Chi class. How about constructing an altar at home and communing with the cosmos? With Neptune in Pisces, your spiritual antennae are tuned to the perfect frequency to receive all that cosmic jazz. So, strap on your space boots and embrace the journey. Neptune in Pisces is here to guide you along the illuminated path of unity, acceptance, and emotional intelligence. And remember, in the immortal words of the great Carl Sagan, "We are all made of star stuff." Let's act like it.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 53' 36", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093223482km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Nerdy Hippie's Perspective
Alright, cosmic kiddos, grab your telescopes and tie-dye lab coats, because we're diving into some deep space shenanigans. Pluto, that little icy rebel in the back of the solar system, is going retrograde in Aquarius. Now, for those of you who just heard me say "Pluto is doing the moonwalk in Aquafresh," don't worry. I'll break it down for you.
So, Pluto, right? Not just a Disney character but also the planet of transformation. And when I say transformation, I don’t mean like when you switch from regular to decaf coffee. No, siree! We’re talking full-on, Doctor Who-style regeneration. Death and rebirth, my friends, shedding old skins like a cosmic snake. And what's it sashaying through? Aquarius, the sign of progress and inventor of the astrological wheel (bonus points if you got that reference).
These two are about as dynamic a duo as Batman and Robin, or peanut butter and jelly, or...you get the idea. They're all about pushing boundaries, making waves, and not just stepping out of the box, but setting the box on fire and dancing around it. Wooo!
This pairing might make us see some wild advancements in science and technology. Be prepared for the next big thing, like teleporting espresso machines or AI-powered yoga mats. But the real meat and potatoes here are the shifts we might see in humanitarianism. We're talking big-time, "We are the world" vibes.
In your personal life, Pluto in Aquarius is like your obnoxious alarm clock shouting, "Wake up and smell the social consciousness!" It's nudging, no, pushing us to see beyond our own backyard, and think about what's best for the whole dang neighborhood. It's a call to action, asking us to transform not just ourselves, but our world.
Will you pick up the call? Or will you let it go to voicemail? Remember folks, change is inevitable, but growth...that's a choice. So, let's choose wisely, shall we?
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