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26 July, 2024
There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 09 degrees, 16' 18", at a velocity of 14.34 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.1 days old. It is 363398.22 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 03 Leo 45' 47", and is 151932511km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 09 Ari 16' 18", and is 367120km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up your celestial seat belts because our glorious Moon has taken a detour into the fiery realm of Aries. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Are we about to stumble into an intergalactic barbeque or a cosmic temper tantrum?" Well, sort of. But don't panic! This isn't Star Wars, and I promise, no lightsabers will be involved. The Moon, that dreamy galactic rock we all so adore, is currently at a comfortable distance of 367,008.962465993km away. Still within the acceptable radius for not causing tidal catastrophes or werewolf pandemonium. If the Moon was any closer, we’d all have to start investing in silver bullets and surfboards. Now, Aries-land. It's like the astrological equivalent of a Red Bull-fueled paintball tournament. It's all about diving headfirst into the action and not waiting around for the stars to align. In the immortal words of Spock, it’s the place where "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." So, what does this mean for your horoscope? Well, my star-gazing friend, it's time to channel your inner Han Solo and take those risks you've been pondering. You know, the ones that have been nagging you like a static shock in your spacesuit. Embrace the Aries spirit! Be bold, be brave, and above all, be you—unless you can be a Jedi, then always be a Jedi. Remember, my cosmic comrades, in this vast universe of ours, the only constant is change. So, grab your astrological surfboard and ride this lunar wave with gusto! And remember, when life gets too chaotic, just take a deep breath and remind yourself that even Pluto, out there in the chilly outskirts of the solar system, was once a planet. If it can survive being downgraded, you can handle anything this universe throws at you! So there it is, your horoscope straight from the cosmic grapevine. Until next time, may the force be with you, and keep those telescopes polished!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 00 Vir 14' 08", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 119659443km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Hey there, celestial voyagers! Grab your telescopes and slide rules! Your favorite star-gazing, astro-navigating, slightly offbeat astrologer has some news for you, straight from the cosmic grapevine. Mercury, that cheeky little planet, is doing a tango with Virgo, the sign known for its meticulousness and well, a bit of a nitpicking nature. Now, don’t get me wrong, we all need a Virgo in our lives to tell us when we've got spinach stuck in our teeth. With Mercury (the cosmic chatterbox) doing the foxtrot in Virgo’s house, expect the universe to seem suddenly interested in details. Like, really interested. We're talking 'Sherlock Holmes meets Marie Kondo' level of interested. This means that we'll be communicating with the precision of a laser-guided missile. No more sugar-coating, no more "let's beat around the bush". Oh no, we’re going straight for the jugular with factual, evidence-based arguments. As for productivity, it's going to skyrocket like Elon Musk's SpaceX. This isn't about fun and games, folks. This is about real progress. It's the cosmic equivalent of spring cleaning - out with the dead-end ideas, in with crisp, clear thoughts and laser-focused attention to detail. But here's the thing, my fellow space cadets. With great power comes great responsibility. And the potential to become a fault-finding, nit-picking, killjoy. Remember, nobody likes a smartypants who points out that Pluto isn't technically a planet anymore. So, let's use this transit wisely. Be critical but kind. Be precise but tactful. And remember, just because we understand the intricacies of quantum mechanics doesn't mean everyone else does. Let's not lose our friends over a heated debate about Schrodinger's Cat, alright? That's all from the cosmic frontier for now. Stay tuned for more celestial shenanigans and remember, we are all made of star stuff. Keep sparkling!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 17 Leo 55' 06", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 248134265km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, star gazers, strap in, because Venus has gone full diva and is strutting her stuff in Leo's house, a whopping 248,155,026.118499041km away. And folks, she's not just passing through for a casual cup of tea; she's going prograde, that's right, moving in the same direction as the rest of us. Now, when Venus decides to party in Leo town, get ready for some serious love confessions. We're talking a Shakespearean sonnet shouted from the top of Mount Everest kind of love. The fire sign of Leo is all about creativity, showing off, and speaking straight from the heart, so expect love to be lit up like the Fourth of July. During this time, the understated 'I like you' text message won't cut it. We don't want to be merely liked or appreciated, oh no, we want to be adored. We're talking about grand gestures here, people - think skywriting, surprise trips to Paris, or if you're on a budget, a homemade coupon book for free foot massages. If you're playing it safe, you might just find yourself benched during this transit. And let's not mince words, love isn't a calm sail on a serene lake while Venus is in Leo. No siree, it can be more like a turbulent ride on a roller coaster. Leo doesn't just want to play and enjoy life, it craves drama, and if it's not getting the attention it deserves, watch out - lovers may experience the wrath of a scorned lion. So let's remember, there is no "i" in "we", and focusing too much on our needs might leave us alone, eating ice cream straight from the tub, wondering where we went wrong. As for money, during this transit, it's all about making yourself and the ones you love feel like they've won the lottery. Leo loves all things shiny and extravagant, so expect some indulgent spending. But remember, while treating ourselves is wonderful, Leo is also generous, and spending money on others will bring even greater joy. In short, Venus in Leo is like a technicolor dreamcoat for your relationships, adding a dash of fun and excitement to life. So, buckle up and enjoy the wild ride!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 03 Gem 43' 13", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 243204022km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Alright my celestial compadres, grab your telescopes and suspend your skepticism because Mars is doing the celestial cha-cha in Gemini! And let me tell you, this red-hot planet is not just going through a phase, it's throwing an interstellar shindig, and you're all invited. With Mars moon-walking through Gemini, it's like having a double shot of cosmic espresso injected straight into our veins. We're buzzing with ideas, our minds are humming like a vintage Star Trek warp engine, and sitting idle is about as appealing as a black hole. There’s a whole universe out there to explore, and Mars is handing us the galactic GPS. But with so many celestial sights to see, it's as hard to focus as it would be trying to snap a selfie with a supernova. The challenge here, earthlings, is not to get space-whiplash from all the cosmic possibilities. Remember, even Spock had to learn that there is more than one logical solution. If Plan A goes supernova, no problemo! We've got Plans B through Z ready to launch. Now, Gemini, being the celestial Peter Pan of the zodiac, loves a good cosmic caper. But, Mars in Gemini isn't just about fun and interstellar frolics. Sure, we're flitting around the galaxy like cosmic butterflies, but beware the space-time vortex that comes from leaving too many wormholes unexplored. It can leave us feeling as scattered as the rings of Saturn. And let's not forget, Mars is not just the planetary poster child for action and drive, it's also the cosmic Casanova. While Mars is in Gemini, our brains become the biggest erogenous zone. Intellectual stimulation becomes as essential as oxygen on a Mars mission. While Mars tours Gemini, it's all about a meeting of the minds, making the term "brainy is the new sexy" more than just a catchy phrase. So buckle up, space cadets, and remember: "To infinity... and beyond!"Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Gem 21' 02", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 840738667km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Ahoy, stargazers! Have you ever been so lost in thought that you've forgotten if you're in the Alpha or Beta quadrant? Or possibly forgotten which dimension you're supposed to be in altogether? Well, brace yourselves, because Jupiter has decided to take a vacation in Gemini. Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of Jupiter, I picture a giant gas ball, lounging in its orbit, sipping on solar radiation while chucking asteroids out of the Solar system like some celestial bouncer. But apparently, Jupiter is also quite the thinker. Who knew? Now it's shacked up with Gemini, the cosmic chatterbox of the zodiac. Gemini is as versatile as a Swiss army knife and about as predictable as quantum mechanics. It's the sign of thoughts, communication, and probably invented multi-tasking. So, what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, imagine your mind as a pinball machine, with thoughts bouncing around like hyperactive silver balls hitting every bumper of curiosity and dipping into wells of knowledge. It's like an intellectual buffet, and Jupiter is handing out the plates. You'll see not just the fork in the road, but an entire cutlery set of possibilities. Bridges, tunnels, secret passages - you name it! You won't just be thinking outside the box; you'll be thinking outside the dodecahedron. Prepare for some epic chinwags. Communication will skyrocket, with people more open to different ideas. There might be more talk than action, but hey, even the smallest spark can ignite a star, right? And let me tell you, with Jupiter in Gemini, we're going to be busier than a one-armed Centauri at a juggling tournament. Ideas will be popping like popcorn, and it'll be a challenge to catch them all. But remember, the universe doesn't throw anything at us that we can't handle. So, buckle up, space cadets! Embrace the mental gymnastics. There's a whole universe of thoughts out there waiting for you. Don't just reach for the stars – think them, feel them, and who knows, maybe even chat with them. After all, in space, no one can hear you scream, but maybe they can hear you laugh.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 51' 36", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1336586452km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! Let's talk about our old friend Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, currently parked in the mystical sign of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn in Pisces? Isn't that like inviting a stern librarian to a poetry slam?" Well, you're not wrong. Saturn, the big daddy of discipline and structure, hanging out in the dreamy, free-flowing seas of Pisces can feel like a sci-fi crossover episode where Spock suddenly shows up at Hogwarts. But fear not, my fellow cosmic voyagers, this interstellar mash-up has its perks. Think of it as a celestial coaching session. This is the perfect time to take those daydreams – you know, the ones where you write a best-selling novel, or open a quirky little bookstore, or finally invent a self-cleaning houseplant – and actually figure out how to make them happen. Saturn in Pisces is all about getting our heads out of the clouds and translating our dreams into reality. So, grab your notepad, your calculator, and that business plan template you downloaded six months ago - it's time to get serious about your fantasies. However, keep in mind that Saturn isn't exactly subtle. You might feel like your personal space is being invaded by an overbearing cosmic parent. If you've hung up a metaphorical "Do Not Disturb" sign, Saturn is likely to crash right through it, vacuum cleaner in hand. Don't get defensive though, just open the door and let him in. His advice, although tough to swallow, is usually spot on. This doesn't mean you'll be sleeping easy. With Saturn stirring up the Piscean waters, expect some restless nights. But don't fret, my stargazing friends. Use this time to cultivate inner zen. Meditate, take a leisurely stroll among the trees, breathe deeply, or even take a nap (just make sure your dream journal is at hand). So, buckle up and get ready for this cosmic journey. It may feel like a bumpy ride, but remember, even the most unexpected celestial pairings can lead to some truly out-of-this-world outcomes. Saturn in Pisces: turning daydreams into reality since... well, since the last time this happened.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 40' 56", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2984909014km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Financial China Shop
Hey there, fellow star-gazers! Guess what? Uranus, that cosmic prankster, has moseyed into Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a loveable, grumpy grandpa saying, "In my day, we did things differently!" Now, Uranus is about as subtle as a supernova in a library and Taurus... well, let's just say Taurus doesn't quite appreciate surprises (unless it involves cake). So, buckle up folks, because we're in for a celestial roller coaster ride!
Now, for those of you who don't know, Taurus is all about the Benjamins. It's the Wall Street of the zodiac. So, with Uranus playing havoc in Taurus' playground, we could see some radical shifts in how we handle our finances. Imagine if, overnight, everyone started trading in alien currency like sci-fi Bitcoin, or if banks became as outdated as dial-up internet - that's the level of change we're talking about here.
But before you start stashing your hard-earned cash under the mattress, remember this: change isn't necessarily a bad thing. Remember when CDs replaced cassettes and we all thought the world was ending? Yet here we are, streaming music from the cloud and wondering how we ever lived without it.
On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to declutter our lives. It's time to break free from our financial shackles. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they're about as welcome as a black hole in our wallets. And our relationship with material possessions? Might be time for a break-up, folks. This isn't a doomsday prophecy, it's a liberating chance for change.
So, let's embrace the cosmic bull by the horns. Resistance is as futile as trying to stop a comet with a butterfly net. The changes we make now could lead to a more stable future and, remember, stability is Taurus' favorite word (after cake). So, let's get ready for a financial revolution, folks – Uranus in Taurus style!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 46' 53", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4386050928km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
The Galactic Rendezvous of Neptune in Pisces
Alright, my intergalactic stargazers! Buckle up as we are about to embark on a cosmic journey through the groovy frequencies of the cosmos. We're going to chat about Neptune having a pool party in Pisces. Now, it may sound like I'm talking about some underwater fiesta, but no, my dear earthlings, we're still talking astrology here, although mermaid costumes are always welcome. The big blue Neptune, 4386105887.807478905km away (give or take a few light years), is currently doing the retrograde rumba in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Imagine it as R2-D2 spinning backwards while blowing bubbles and humming 'Imagine' by John Lennon. Neptune in Pisces is like the universe handing out free tickets to an IMAX showing of "We Are All Connected: A Star Wars Story". It's a time where our emotional lightsabers shine bright, slicing through the murky fog of petty squabbles and lighting up the path of unity. We start seeing each other not as Siths or Jedis, but as fellow voyagers in this cosmic journey. And that my friends, is more precious than a golden Death Star. During this starry transit, we are prompted to ask ourselves, "What can I bring to the intergalactic potluck of life?" You might be surprised to find that your secret recipe could be the key ingredient to our collective Jedi training! So, don't shy away from exploring the far reaches of your emotional galaxy. Now is the perfect time for some spiritual refueling. Maybe you've been thinking about taking up yoga, or perhaps creating a sacred space at home for some peaceful meditation. Whatever it is, go ahead and make that jump to hyperspace! And remember, just like our friendly droid R2-D2, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is there to guide and support you. So, don’t fear the retrograde! Embrace it, for it’s your chance to tune into the cosmic radio and dance to the rhythm of the universe. May the Neptune be with you!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 47' 55", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093861174km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Galactic Comedy
Alright, sit tight star gazers and cosmic groupies, because here comes the news you've been waiting for. The celestial bad boy, Pluto, is rocking its way into Aquarius. Yes, you heard right. Now, I know what you're thinking; "Isn't Pluto just a tiny, icy rock at the edge of our solar system?" Well, yes. But this little ice cube carries more punch than a spiked cosmic cocktail at a Star Trek convention.
Pluto, the planet that's so cold, it makes my ex’s heart seem warm, is all about transformation. And by that, I don’t mean transforming your coffee table into a pizza box haven after a Netflix binge. No, we’re talking soul-shattering, life-altering transformations. It's the kind of change that makes a chameleon look lazy.
Meanwhile, Aquarius is all about progress and innovation. Put them together, and we’re looking at a recipe for a revolution. Think Steve Jobs and Bill Gates having a baby, but instead of creating a new iPhone, they’re recreating the world. Yeah, it’s that big.
So what does this mean for you? Well, prepare for some major global shifts. We’re talking tech advancements that would make Elon Musk blush, civil rights breakthroughs that would make Martin Luther King Jr. proud, and maybe even successful cooperation between cats and dogs. Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the picture.
On a personal level, this celestial dance asks us to rethink our place in the universe. Instead of asking, "What's in it for me?" we might start pondering, "What's in it for us?" So, grab your favorite tie-dye shirt, and get ready to embrace your inner hippie. It's time to answer the cosmic call, folks.
Remember, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks in an infinite universe...and Pluto is still just a little icy rock 5093855709.387585640km away. But hey, size doesn't always matter, right?
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