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27 July, 2024
There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 23 degrees, 30' 52", at a velocity of 14.14 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. It is 364466.57 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 04 Leo 43' 07", and is 151918206km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 23 Ari 30' 52", and is 369517km away and receding.Moon Is In Aries
Aha! Listen up, stargazers and celestial enthusiasts. If you've been feeling like a space-time anomaly has been cooking up in your life, it's because our lovely lunar friend, the Moon, is currently hanging out in Aries. Yes, our moon, that 1.7374km rock in the sky, is chillin’ in the fiery realm of Aries, some 369369.850296343km away (not that anyone’s counting). But don't get too comfortable, because it'll be slip sliding away into Taurus in the next 24 hours faster than a Dalek can say "Exterminate!" Now, Aries, the cosmic Ram, isn't just known for its stellar horns. It's full of energy, passion, and a healthy dose of "Let's do this!". So, expect a dash of that Aries impulsivity to seep into your decisions – like suddenly deciding to buy that spaceship-themed lava lamp you've had your eye on. But remember folks, as the moon transitions to Taurus, prepare for a change of pace. Taurus, the Bull, likes to take things easy. So post-lava lamp purchase, you may find yourself craving a quiet night in, curled up with a good book on quantum physics or string theory. So, whether you're a seasoned astrologer or just a casual observer who can't tell Orion's belt from a shoelace, remember this: The universe is a vast and whimsical place, always ready to surprise us with a curveball or two. And isn't that just wibbly wobbly timey wimey... fun? Keep stargazing, my friends!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 00 Vir 56' 10", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 117549799km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Greetings, space cadets! Get ready to beam up some knowledge because Mercury, our friendly neighborhood messenger planet, is currently doing a samba in Virgo. Now, don't get me wrong, it's not literally dancing – it's just that the universe is so vastly, mind-bogglingly big that sometimes we've gotta use metaphors. Now, Mercury in Virgo is like having Spock at the helm of the Enterprise – logical, precise, and straight to the point. Don't be surprised if you find yourself cutting through the cosmic clutter with the sharp blade of your mind. No more sugar-coating or beating around the nebula, folks. It's time to boldly say what no one has said before! The good news? You'll be as efficient as a well-oiled android. Virgo, being the meticulous taskmaster of the zodiac, will help you separate the space junk from the precious dilithium crystals. This means your productivity levels could hit Warp 9. But remember, all work and no play makes even a Vulcan dull - so don't forget to take some timeouts for space chess or whatever floats your spaceship. But beware, my interstellar explorers, while you're scanning for faults and flaws with your tricorder-like minds, you might end up being as critical as a Klingon at a peace treaty. Remember, perfection is as elusive as a Romulan cloaking device. So, don't let the pursuit of it turn you into a critic. We're all just carbon-based lifeforms trying to navigate this cosmic journey. So, whether you're a Captain or an Ensign, during this Mercury in Virgo transit, let's focus on the prime directive of clear communication, detail orientation, and a dash of human (or alien) kindness. And remember, the final frontier isn't space – it's understanding each other. Beam me up, Scotty!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 19 Leo 08' 48", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 247690544km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, celestial voyagers! As your resident astrologer and part-time interstellar jester, I bring you tidings from the cosmos. Brace yourselves. Venus, that saucy cosmic minx, is camping out in Leo's celestial den and things are set to heat up! Ah, Venus in Leo. Imagine if you will, a celestial diva strutting onto the cosmic stage, resplendent in a cloak of stardust, belting out love anthems like a celestial Whitney Houston. That's right, folks. It's time to break out the karaoke machine of life, because Leo's fiery spotlight is on YOU. Now, I'll be straight with you - Venus in Leo doesn't just want you to be liked or appreciated. No, no, no. That's like serving a Star Trek fan a Star Wars convention ticket. Unacceptable. Venus in Leo demands adoration, confetti cannons of compliments, and a grandstanding ovation. So, if you're more of a 'play it safe' type, you might find yourself feeling like a hobbit at an elven party. Let me tell you, love during this celestial season is as calm as a caffeinated squirrel on a rollercoaster. And while our inner lion may just want to frolic and bask in life's sunshine, Leo also has a taste for drama. And not just your run-of-the-mill soap opera drama, but full-blown Game of Thrones intrigue. So, it’s important to remember: don’t become a Gollum, obsessing over your own desires. We needs to shares the precious... I mean attention. And what about money, you ask? Well, when Venus is in Leo, money becomes a magic wand to conjure oohs and aahs from your audience - I mean, loved ones. Expect to be sprinkling some of that gold-dust on your life, adding a little bling here, a dash of sparkle there. But remember folks, Leo is as generous as a Hogwarts feast, and spending on others will bring you more joy than a Trekkie at a teleportation sale. So, to sum up, strap yourselves in for Venus in Leo, a celestial carnival that promises to inject technicolor vibes into your relationships and remind you – in the immortal words of Spock – that "logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." Stay nerdy, my friends!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 04 Gem 24' 16", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 242489627km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Great Scott! We've got Mars in Gemini, people! Now, before you start having time-travel induced panic attacks, let me assure you there's no need to fuel up the DeLorean and blast off to another dimension. Instead, grab your hoverboard and get ready to zoom through a world of endless possibilities. You see, when Mars - the red planet, no less - moves into Gemini, your life becomes as exciting as a high-speed chase on a hoverboard! It's like an alien invasion of ideas, hobbies, and curiosities that are as intriguing as the flux capacitor itself. You simply can't sit still. The universe has become your personal Starlight Express and you're the conductor! However, my friends, this cosmic journey comes with its own paradox. When so many things are catching your eye, it's as tricky as trying to get a DeLorean to 88mph on a busy street. So, remember, diversification is key here, just like the multiple timelines we encountered in our adventures. If Plan A doesn’t work out, fear not! You have the flexibility to whip out a Plan B, C, and even D faster than you can say "Great Scott!" Gemini, the celestial twins, is a sign that loves fun almost as much as I love Jigowatts. But do remember, Mars in Gemini isn’t all fun and hoverboard races. We’re quick to move from one thing to the next during this transit, but there could be consequences for leaving projects unfinished. It's like being a butterfly in a flower field; it's beautiful but easily distracting. And now, let's talk about love. With Mars being the planet of passion and drive, it’s no surprise that it’s also the planet of passion and sex. While Mars is in Gemini, your brain becomes the biggest erogenous zone. Mental stimulation is the key to your heart now. A meeting of the minds during this transit is more exciting than hitting 88 mph and watching the time circuits kick in. So, buckle up, my friends! Life's about to get a whole lot more interesting. Remember, your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one.Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Gem 32' 14", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 838990211km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Galactic Giggles: Jupiter in Gemini
Okay, here's the deal, folks! Jupiter, the big guy of the planets, is dancing a jig in the constellation of Gemini, and it's about to kick up some cosmic dust. You see, Jupiter, our celestial life coach, loves to challenge us into mental growth spurts, while Gemini, the eternal chatterbox of the zodiac, is all about new ideas and sparkling conversation. Imagine a philosophy professor and a talk show host locked in a room together - that's the kind of energy we're talking about here!
So, buckle up, because this transit is turning your brain into a pinball machine of possibilities. With Jupiter in Gemini, our mental radar will be picking up signals from all corners of the universe. Crossroads? Nah, what we'll see is a spaghetti junction of choices, opportunities, and detours. Think of it as a cosmic Google Maps with multiple routes to your destiny, including shortcuts, scenic routes, and maybe even a wormhole or two.
Wait, there's more! Gemini, the social butterfly of zodiac, is famous for its gift of gab. With Jupiter in Gemini, expect some epic cosmic chit-chat. We're talking about deep conversations sprinkled with laughter, witty banter, and light-hearted fun. You'll have more brilliant ideas during this transit than a sci-fi writer on a caffeine binge. And trust me, balancing them all would feel like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle. On a tightrope. Over a shark tank. You get the idea.
This rare celestial alignment is your golden ticket to explore the labyrinth of your mind. So take this opportunity to broaden your horizons. Whether you're deciding on a life-altering decision or just choosing between pizza or tacos for dinner, be open to every possibility. Remember, when Jupiter is doing the tango with Gemini, mental gymnastics is the name of the game. So stretch those brain muscles, embrace the chaos and above all, keep smiling. Because in this cosmic comedy, laughter is the best strategy.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 49' 03", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1334835973km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: E.T. Phone Home... Or Maybe Just Call Your Therapist
Alright, fellow stargazers, do you feel that? That's Saturn in Pisces and it's the perfect time to put on your space snorkel and dive deep into the nebula of your inner psyche. You know that crazy idea you've been toying with? The one about starting a unicorn grooming business or writing a memoir that details your love affair with pizza? Yeah, that one! Well, now's the time to stop daydreaming and start doing. Saturn, AKA the cosmic taskmaster, is teaming up with Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy fish, to give you a cosmic kick in the pants.
But beware, my celestial comrades, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbow rocket rides and interstellar ice cream. Saturn is like that nosy landlord who always seems to show up unannounced. Sure, he might catch you dancing in your underwear to '80s synth pop, but he's also there to tell you to clean up your act. So, instead of slapping a "No Alien Lifeforms Allowed" sign on your door, open it up and let Saturn in. His advice might be as welcomed as a black hole at a spaceship party, but trust me, it's worth listening to.
Now, with all this intergalactic introspection going on, it's not surprising if you're feeling a little like a sleep-deprived astronaut floating aimlessly in the void. But don't despair! This is the perfect time to channel your inner Zen master. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice some deep space breathing techniques, or simply take an afternoon nap (just be sure to keep that dream journal handy!). And while you're at it, maybe hit the hay a bit early. You've got a universe inside you to explore and trust me, it's way more exciting than the latest episode of "Keeping Up with the Klingons".
So, in conclusion, embrace the lessons that Saturn in Pisces has to deliver. They may seem as foreign as a Martian language at first, but with some patience and open-mindedness, you'll soon be navigating your own personal cosmos like a seasoned space captain. And who knows, you might even decide to finally open that unicorn grooming business after all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 42' 43", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2982565401km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Ride on the Bull
Alright, cosmic voyagers, brace yourselves! Uranus has swaggered into Taurus and let me tell you, this is like inviting a quantum physicist to a medieval joust. You just know it's going to get interesting!
Taurus, a zodiac sign slower than a dial-up connection in the '90s, prefers things steady and unchanging. Like binge-watching an entire series without a single plot twist or cliffhanger. But then along comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a software update right in the middle of your favorite game. It's disruptive, sure, but also necessary for leveling up!
Picture this: Uranus is the Spock of our solar system—logical, unemotional, and always ready to challenge the status quo. And Taurus? It's more of a Captain Kirk—passionate, loyal, and a bit stuck in its ways. This union is bound to create some Star Trek-level drama, folks!
And where does this drama unfold? In the realm of money—Taurus' favorite playground. With Uranus in Taurus for the next seven years, we're in for some revolutionary changes. Imagine cryptocurrency becoming as commonplace as ordering pizza online, banks turning into digital dinosaurs, and the housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha on a rollercoaster. Exciting or terrifying? You decide!
On a personal level, this transit is like that one episode where the crew realizes they’re trapped inside the Holodeck. We need to break free from the clutches of materialistic Borgs—debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages—and redefine our relationship with money. Resistance is futile! Uranus is here to liberate us, and even the most stubborn among us (yes, Taurus, I'm looking at you) can't stop this cosmic transformation.
So buckle up, space cadets! This is one interstellar ride that promises to shake us out of our comfort zones and lead us towards greater stability. By the time Uranus packs up and warps out of Taurus, we might just thank it for the upgrade! Beam me up, Uranus!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 46' 07", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4383980620km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, gather round stargazers and let me tell you a little something about our buddy Neptune who is currently sashaying its way through Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Who cares? I mean, Neptune is like 4.3 billion kilometers away, why should I give a darn?" Well, my friend, just like how we love that Wi-Fi signal from our neighbor's router, even though it's not in our living room, celestial bodies affect us from afar too! Now, Neptune in Pisces is like having a hot cup of cosmic tea, brewed with a healthy dose of emotion, a sprinkle of spirit, and a pinch of unity. Suddenly, you see the world from a new perspective, like when you finally clean your glasses after weeks of ignoring the smudges. Petty differences? Pfft, they vanish faster than my motivation to do laundry on Sundays. This combo calls for us to dig deep and figure out what we bring to the cosmic table. Maybe you're good at making people laugh, or maybe you can cook up a storm, or perhaps you're just really good at finding the best Netflix series before anyone else. Whatever it is, we all have something to contribute. This period is also the perfect time to explore your spiritual side. No, I'm not suggesting you start levitating or talking to your houseplants (unless that's your thing, then go for it). But it could be as simple as dedicating a quiet corner of your room for meditation, or really diving into that yoga practice you've been thinking about. The energy of Neptune in Pisces nudges us to share these ideas with the world. And remember, like a reliable Wi-Fi connection, Neptune's got your back during this process. So, whether you're sharing a newfound recipe, a hilarious joke, or your top pick for a binge-watch, know that Neptune is cheering you on from a mere 4.3 billion kilometers away!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 46' 30", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5094129321km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Engage the humor drive, folks, because we're going on a cosmic trip. Pluto, the tiny rogue planet that couldn't make up its mind if it wanted to be a planet or not, is now shaking hands with the progressive Aquarius. It's like Sheldon Cooper deciding to join Woodstock - expect the unexpected. Now, when we say transformation, we're not talking about your regular "New year, new me" kind of change in hair color or wardrobe. Oh no, this is more like "Beam me up, Scotty" level of transformation. Pluto, our celestial chameleon, is all about shedding old identities like a snake shedding its skin, only less creepy and more... enlightening. So buckle up, because when Pluto gets into the same room with Aquarius, it's like a science experiment gone right - there's bound to be a revolutionary bang! So, what should we expect during this cosmic conference? Think Star Trek meets the United Nations. We might see futuristic leaps in science, technology and maybe even an uptick in spaceship traffic. But the real game-changer would be in civil rights and humanitarianism. They say power lies where people unite, and this transit could be the perfect time for governments to stop playing Battlestar Galactica and start working together for a better future. On a personal front, this Pluto in Aquarius transit is like getting an invitation from Spock to reconsider our place in the universe. It's easy to be Captain Kirk, thinking about what's best for us and our ship. But what if we started thinking more like Jean-Luc Picard, considering what's best for the entire federation of planets? That's the paradigm shift Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us towards. The question is, are you ready to answer the call? Or will you be hiding in the Holodeck? Remember, in the words of our beloved Captain Picard, "Things are only impossible until they're not." So, let's embrace this transit as an opportunity for growth and transformation. Resistance is futile!Current Planetary Aspects