There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome, fellow stargazers!

It's your favorite funny, modern astrologer here to give you the lowdown on the current planetary retrogrades.

Mercury is in Aries, which means communication might be a bit fiery and impulsive. Don't let your words get ahead of you, unless you want to start a cosmic brawl. #ThinkBeforeYouSpeak

Venus is in Taurus, so get ready for some indulgence in the earthly pleasures. Treat yo' self, but don't go overboard or you'll end up with a cosmic hangover. #BalanceIsKey

Mars is in Gemini, which might make you feel a bit scattered and indecisive. Keep your focus sharp and your mind clear, or you might find yourself lost in the stars. #StayGrounded

Jupiter is in Aries, which means big things are in store for you, but you'll have to take action to make them happen. Don't be afraid to take risks and shoot for the stars. #FortuneFavorsTheBold

Saturn is in Pisces, which might make you feel a bit lost and aimless. Take some time to reflect and meditate, and you'll find your way back to the cosmic path. #TrustTheJourney

Uranus is in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes in your life. Embrace the chaos and see where it takes you. #RollWithThePunches

Neptune is in Pisces, which might make you feel a bit dreamy and disconnected from reality. Don't forget to come back down to earth and take care of your physical self. #BalanceTheCosmicAndThePractical

Finally, Pluto is in Aquarius, which means transformation and rebirth are on the horizon. Embrace the change and let go of what no longer serves you. #OutWithTheOldInWithTheNew

That's all for now, fellow astro-nerds. May the stars guide you on your cosmic journey!

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The moon is currently in Taurus, at 19 degrees, 51' 35", at a velocity of 13.19 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.7 days old. It is 387100.53 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The solar wind environment was highly enhanced for the first half of the period due to CME passage. The most likely candidate of the enhanced activity was from the partial-halo CME associated with the long-duration C4.4 flare at 20/1534 UTC and related filament eruption, to the north of Region 3258. At the time of the flare, Region 3258 was located near N19E18. Total field strength reached a peak of 22 nT while the Bz component reached a maximum southward deviation of -17 nT. Wind speeds varied through the period between about 400-485 km/s. Phi was mostly positive through about 24/0730 UTC and variable thereafter.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.