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RETROGRADE REPORT for
30 March, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, astro-lovers! It seems our dear planets are all in a tizzy with their retrogrades. But fear not, for I, your favorite funny astrologer, am here to guide you through the chaos.

Mercury retrograde in Aries may have you feeling like a bull in a china shop. But don't worry, just take a deep breath and remember to think before you charge ahead. #ThinkBeforeYouAct

Venus retrograde in Taurus may have you feeling like your love life is stuck in a rut. But fear not, dear heart, this is just a temporary setback. Take some time to indulge in self-love and pampering. #SelfLoveIsKey

Mars retrograde in Cancer may have you feeling like your emotions are all over the place. But don't let your feelings get the best of you, dear warrior. Take some time to reflect and recharge. #EmotionsAreValid

Jupiter retrograde in Aries may have you feeling like you're not making progress towards your goals. But fear not, dear adventurer, just keep pushing forward and trust that success will come in due time. #PatienceIsAVirtue

Saturn retrograde in Pisces may have you feeling like you're swimming upstream. But remember, dear dreamer, that your hard work and perseverance will pay off in the end. #DreamBig

Uranus retrograde in Taurus may have you feeling like your world is turned upside down. But fear not, dear rebel, embrace the chaos and use this time to break free from old patterns. #EmbraceChange

Neptune retrograde in Pisces may have you feeling like you're lost at sea. But don't lose hope, dear visionary, trust your intuition and keep your eyes on the horizon. #TrustYourGut

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The Moon
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The moon is currently in Cancer, at 21 degrees, 49' 54", at a velocity of 11.9 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. It is 404450.04 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were mostly at background levels but the IMF remained slightly enhanced. Total field strength was steady around 6 nT until midday when it increased and remained nearer to 9 nT. Bz only underwent brief and minor southward excursions. Wind speeds were generally at 400 km/s or less, although readings have been less reliable with the low density environment. The phi angle was oriented in a negative solar sector.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Taurus.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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