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RETROGRADE REPORT for
2 April, 2023
 
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There are no planets in retrograde!

Horoscope: Retrograde Edition

Retrograde Madness: A Horoscope by Sisko the Astro-Nerd

Greetings, my fellow space cadets! It's time for a cosmic voyage through the latest planetary retrograde shenanigans, as we navigate our way through the celestial soup. Buckle up, buttercups, and let's blast off!

  • Mercury in Aries: If you're feeling like your brain is stuck in warp speed, it's because Mercury is hanging out in fiery Aries. Embrace the chaos, and boldly go where no one has gone before... like organizing that sock drawer. You know, the one with the black hole.
  • Venus in Taurus: Are you craving chocolate-covered strawberries and cuddles on a pile of tribbles? That's Venus in Taurus talking! Embrace your inner love bug and make like a Vulcan: live long and prosper (in the romance department).
  • Mars in Cancer: Your inner warrior might be feeling more like a Ferengi in a karaoke contest. Channel that emotional energy into something productive, like baking a batch of cosmic cookies or painting an interstellar masterpiece.
  • Jupiter in Aries: With Jupiter in Aries, it's time to take some risks and expand your horizons. Why not try a new hobby

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Leo, at 27 degrees, 31' 43", at a velocity of 12 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. It is 404341.42 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters remained elevated mostly in response to what appears to be a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 3-7 nT while the Bz component reached -6 nT numerous times after 01/0800 UTC. Solar wind speeds remained elevated and varied between ~465-635 km/s. Phi angle was mostly negative with some variability between solar sectors observed during the period.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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