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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Welcome, my cosmic companions, to this week's planetary retrograde horoscope!
As the Master from Doctor Who would say, "Oh, isn't the universe just full of surprises?" Prepare yourselves for another wild ride through the celestial realms!
Mercury in Taurus
Now listen up, my fellow stargazers! It's time to embrace your inner Time Lord as Mercury hangs out in Taurus. Communication may feel a bit like wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff, but fear not! Just remember to keep calm and carry a sonic screwdriver. #MercuryInTaurus #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey
Venus in Taurus
Love is in the air, or should I say, "in the TARDIS"? With Venus cozying up to Taurus, it's the perfect time to find your own Rose Tyler or Captain Jack Harkness. But beware: love can be as unpredictable as a Dalek invasion—so approach with caution! #VenusInTaurus #LoveInTheTARDIS
Mars in Cancer
With Mars in the emotionally intense sign of Cancer, you'll want to grab a box of tissues and settle in for a Doctor Who marathon. Tears will flow like the waters of Mars, but don't worry—you're allowed to feel all the feels! #MarsInCancer #DoctorWhoMarathon
Jupiter in Aries
Jupiter in Aries is like a cosmic energy drink, making you feel like you could run faster than the Doctor's TARDIS! Channel that enthusiasm into something productive, or risk going supernova. #JupiterInAries #CosmicEnergyDrink
Saturn in Pisces
Let Saturn in Pisces be your psychic paper, guiding you to find balance and structure in your life. Embrace your inner Ood and tap into your spiritual side. Just don't let those pesky Cybermen interfere with
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