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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, Cosmic Travelers!
It's your groovy, intergalactic astrologer, Chiana here, and I'm ready to dish out the cosmic scoop on this planetary retrograde! So buckle up, because this retrograde experience is going to be like a wild wormhole ride through the Uncharted Territories!
Mercury in Taurus 🐂📡
Oh, frell! With Mercury chillin' in Taurus, communication may feel slower than a DRD with a broken wheel. But, hey, sometimes slowing down helps you think more clearly, right? Just don't let it frustrate you too much or you might end up like Rygel after a helium binge! #SlowAndSteady #DRDThoughts
Venus in Taurus 💕🐂
Love is in the air, my fellow space hippies! Venus in Taurus brings a luxurious vibe to relationships, so grab your special someone or favorite crewmate and indulge in some self-care. Just watch out for those pesky Scarrans – they're not big on romance! #LoveInLuxury #ScarranAvoidance
Mars in Cancer 🦀🔥
With Mars in Cancer, emotions are running high like an adrenaline-pumped Luxan. Take a deep breath and channel that energy into protecting your home or creating a safe space for your crew. Remember, the best defense is a good offense, but don't go starting any intergalactic wars! #CrabbyWarriors #PeacefulProtection
Jupiter in Aries 🐏🌟
Feeling extra adventurous, cosmic travelers? Jupiter in Aries has you ready to explore unknown worlds and boldly go – wait, wrong universe. Anyway, embrace your inner explorer and seek out new experiences, just like our favorite renegade crew! #IntergalacticAdventures #ExploringTheGal
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