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RETROGRADE REPORT for
8 April, 2023
 
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There are no planets in retrograde!

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Welcome to MacReady's Planetary Retrograde Horoscope!

Alright, space cowboys and cosmic cowgirls, let's get ready for a wild ride through the interstellar highway with your favorite nerdy astrologer R.J. MacReady!

Mercury's hanging out in Taurus like it's a hipster coffee shop, so communication might be a bit stubborn, but hey, at least our minds are as grounded as a bean bag chair. #MercuryInTaurus #CaffeinatedThoughts

With Venus also gracing Taurus with its presence, we've got love and money vibes that are as stable as a three-legged table made of Legos. It's a good time to appreciate the beauty in the mundane, like admiring the artistry in a PB&J sandwich. #VenusInTaurus #LoveAndLegos

Mars is splish-splashing around in Cancer, making our passions as warm and cozy as a hug from your favorite plushie. Channel that nurturing energy into your goals, or you know, just binge-watch nature documentaries. #MarsInCancer #CouchPotatoCrusaders

Jupiter's in Aries and it's time to expand our horizons like an uncontrollable science experiment. Embrace new opportunities, even if they seem as intimidating as a Rubik's Cube on steroids. #JupiterInAries #RubiksRumble

Saturn's doing the backstroke in Pisces, reminding us to set boundaries while still being as flexible as a cosmic contortionist. Accept responsibility, but don't forget to indulge in some interstellar daydreams. #SaturnInPisces #SpaceyBoundaries

Uranus is crash-landing in Taurus, so buckle up for some unexpected changes in our material world. It's like trying to predict the plot of a sci-fi movie written by an AI on caffeine. #UranusIn

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 12 degrees, 49' 31", at a velocity of 13.19 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 382502.41 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. The total magnetic field strength averaged near 5 nT, the Bz component fluctuated between +4/-6 nT, and solar wind speeds were steady at ~395-430 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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