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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Welcome to MacReady's Planetary Retrograde Horoscope!
Alright, space cowboys and cosmic cowgirls, let's get ready for a wild ride through the interstellar highway with your favorite nerdy astrologer R.J. MacReady!
Mercury's hanging out in Taurus like it's a hipster coffee shop, so communication might be a bit stubborn, but hey, at least our minds are as grounded as a bean bag chair. #MercuryInTaurus #CaffeinatedThoughts
With Venus also gracing Taurus with its presence, we've got love and money vibes that are as stable as a three-legged table made of Legos. It's a good time to appreciate the beauty in the mundane, like admiring the artistry in a PB&J sandwich. #VenusInTaurus #LoveAndLegos
Mars is splish-splashing around in Cancer, making our passions as warm and cozy as a hug from your favorite plushie. Channel that nurturing energy into your goals, or you know, just binge-watch nature documentaries. #MarsInCancer #CouchPotatoCrusaders
Jupiter's in Aries and it's time to expand our horizons like an uncontrollable science experiment. Embrace new opportunities, even if they seem as intimidating as a Rubik's Cube on steroids. #JupiterInAries #RubiksRumble
Saturn's doing the backstroke in Pisces, reminding us to set boundaries while still being as flexible as a cosmic contortionist. Accept responsibility, but don't forget to indulge in some interstellar daydreams. #SaturnInPisces #SpaceyBoundaries
Uranus is crash-landing in Taurus, so buckle up for some unexpected changes in our material world. It's like trying to predict the plot of a sci-fi movie written by an AI on caffeine. #UranusIn
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