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Retrograde Rendezvous: A Nerdy, Hilarious Horoscope By Your Very Own Space Hippie Astrologer

Greetings, my dear space travelers! As we embark on our cosmic journey through the interstellar highways, let's check out what these groovy planetary retrogrades have in store for us all.

Mercury in Taurus: Prepare to channel your inner Spock as Mercury brings logic and reason to the forefront of your thoughts. Don't be surprised if you find yourself debating the merits of Star Wars versus Star Trek at your next dinner party. #LiveLongAndProsper

Venus in Gemini: Ooh la la! Venus is ready to play matchmaker in the constellation of the Twins, so get ready to meet some exciting new prospects, or maybe even discover a newfound appreciation for your current partner's nerdy quirks. #LoveIsInTheAir

Mars in Cancer: As Mars swims through the sensitive waters of Cancer, it's time to unleash your inner Captain Planet and save the environment, one reusable shopping bag at a time. Embrace your eco-warrior spirit and lead the charge towards a greener future. #GoPlanet

Jupiter in Aries: Jupiter's adventurous vibes are supercharged in Aries, making it the perfect time to boldly go where no one has gone before. Try new things, explore uncharted territories, and maybe even learn Klingon while you're at it. #AdventureTime

Saturn in Pisces: Channel your inner Yoda

The moon is currently in Aries, at 16 degrees, 59' 41", at a velocity of 14.01 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. It is 374665.58 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Nominal solar wind conditions quickly transitioned to elevated levels with the arrival of a CME around midday. Total field strength peaked at 20 nT and Bz underwent a maximum southward deviation of -17 nT. Density peaked around 32 ppcm. Wind speeds increased from around 450 km/s to around 600 km/s. The phi angle was variable.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 45% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.