There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
🌌 E.T.'s Planetary Retrograde Horoscope 🌠
Hey there fellow Earthlings and intergalactic friends! Grab your Reeses Pieces and let's dive into this cosmic rollercoaster of planetary retrograde, E.T. style! 👽✌️
As Mercury hangs out in Taurus like a chillaxed cow 🐄, it's the perfect time to slow down and enjoy the little things in life. Just like E.T. loves his phone home, you'll be feeling extra connected to your roots. Don't forget to phone home... or at least text your mom! #MercuryInTaurus #PhoneHome
Venus is strutting her stuff in Gemini ♊, so prepare for a whirlwind of social activity and flirty vibes. You'll have more charm than E.T. in a wig and dress, but remember not to get too caught up in the game. Sometimes it's better to stick with one bestie than a whole crew of acquaintances. #VenusInGemini #ETinAWig
Mars in Cancer has us all feeling like a crabby patty 🦀, so be prepared for emotions to run high. It's okay to be a homebody like E.T. hiding in a closet full of stuffed animals, but remember to come out and face the world eventually. #MarsInCancer #CrabbyPatty
Jupiter's energy is soaring in Aries, like E.T.'s bike flying across the moon 🚲🌕. Embrace your inner adventurer and take some risks – but don't forget to wear a helmet (safety first!). #JupiterInAries #ETPhoneSky
Saturn in Pisces has us all feeling a little dreamy and introspective 🐟💭. Channel E.T.'s wisdom and connect with your spiritual side. It's the perfect time to work on your telepathic skills or try your hand at finger-light painting. #SaturnInPisces
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