There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Funky Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, Earthlings!
It's your favorite space-traveling, nerdy astrologer here with a cosmic update for all you planetary retrograde enthusiasts! Jump aboard the TARDIS and let's explore this groovy solar system of ours, shall we?
Mercury in Taurus
Oh, Mercury... The planet that makes us want to throw our communication devices out the window like we're in an intergalactic cricket match. But fear not, my fellow Whovians! With Mercury hanging out in Taurus, it's time to slow down, enjoy a Jelly Baby, and actually think before we speak. #SlowMoMercury
Venus in Gemini
Love is in the air... or is it? Venus in Gemini means we'll be flirting more than Captain Jack Harkness at a Time Agent convention. Playful banter will be plentiful, but beware of those doppelganger feelings. Keep your emotions in check, and try not to get too attached to any one person... or alien. #FlirtyVenus
Mars in Cancer
If Mars in Cancer were a Doctor Who episode, it'd be "The Empty Child." Sensitive, moody, and longing for connection, we're all walking around with our emotional shields up. So, break out the tissues, grab a cuppa, and prepare for some serious heart-to-heart conversations. Just don't forget your psychic paper! #EmoMars
Jupiter in Aries
Feeling lucky, punk? Jupiter in Aries is the cosmic equivalent of the Tenth Doctor's swagger. It's time to take risks, seize opportunities, and channel your inner Time Lord. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or was that another fandom? #PumpedUpJupiter
Saturn in Pisces
Remember that one time when the Doctor had to face his fears and make tough choices? Oh, right—that's every episode! Saturn in Pisces
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