There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Rimmer's Retrograde Ramblings
Rimmer's Retrograde Ramblings: Planetary Shenanigans in the Cosmos!
Alright, space cadets! It's time to engage our warp drives and blast off into the wibbly-wobbly world of planetary retrogrades! So strap in, put on your tin foil hats, and get ready for some interstellar laughs! 🚀😂
Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Chit-Chat 🐌💬
Picture this: Mercury, the zippy little planet of communication, has decided to take a vacation in the chillaxed realm of Taurus. So, if you find yourself talking at the speed of a snail on Valium, don't worry - it's just Mercury, having a cosmic lie-down in the land of the Bull. #SlowTalkersUnite #TaurusSiesta
Venus in Gemini: Love is in the Airwaves 📻❤️
With Venus pirouetting through the chatty sign of Gemini, expect some seriously nerdy pillow talk. If discussing quantum physics or the mating habits of the Bolivian tree frog gets your motor running, then, by all means, go forth and flirt, you sexy brainiacs! #GeekLove #VenusInGemini
Mars in Cancer: Cranky Crustaceans 🦀💢
Heads up, space travelers! Mars, the planet of action, has crash-landed in the moody waters of Cancer. This means that tempers might be as touchy as a trigger-happy ensign with an itchy phaser finger. So, be kind to your fellow crew members and try not to throw any cosmic tantrums! #MarsInCancer #CrabbyPatty
Jupiter in Aries: Go Big or Go Home! 🚀💥
When Jupiter, the jolly giant of the solar system, hangs out with the fiery Aries, you can expect some seriously larger-than-life
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