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RETROGRADE REPORT for
28 April, 2023
 
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There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Q's Quirky Horoscope

Q's Quirky Horoscope: A Retrograde Extravaganza

Greetings, Earthlings! Q here, your omnipotent and quirky astrologer from the far reaches of the universe. As I gaze upon your tiny blue planet, I have concocted a humorous horoscope for those curious about the current planetary retrogrades. So, without further ado, let us dive into the cosmic comedy that is your celestial future.

Mercury in Taurus

Oh, how slow and steady Mercury seems to be, chilling with the bull like a true space cowboy. Prepare for some miscommunications in the coming days as Mercury takes its sweet time pondering the meaning of life. Remember: don't have a cow, man! #MercuryRetrograde #TaurusChill

Venus in Gemini

Two-faced Venus has found its way into chatty Gemini, so expect your love life to resemble an episode of Star Trek: endless possibilities but also red alerts! Embrace the duality, my friends, and boldly go where no lover has gone before. #VenusInGemini #LoveAndLogic

Mars in Cancer

Mars, our warrior planet, has decided to take a vacation in the cozy crab shell known as Cancer. While it may seem like an odd match, sometimes even Mars needs a break from all that interstellar conquest. Pro tip: take a moment to cuddle with your favorite space blanket. #MarsInCancer #CrabCuddles

Jupiter in Aries

Ah, Jupiter, the largest planet in your solar system, has parked itself in fiery Aries. Expect grandiose ideas and big adventures during this time, but be careful not to bite off more than you can chew. After all, even Q has limits... or do I? #JupiterInAries #GoBigOrGoHome

Saturn in

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 11 degrees, 39' 27", at a velocity of 11.88 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.7 days old. It is 405501.69 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters suggested influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength steadily decreased from 8 nT at the start of the UT day to 5 nT by the end of the day. The Bz component reached as far south as -7 nT. Solar wind speeds were elevated with reported values ranging from ~480-650 km/s. Phi angle was oriented in the negative solar sector.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 13 Tau 34' 54"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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