There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Humorous Horoscope of Planetary Retrograde
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: The Hilarious Tale of Cosmic Traffic Jams!
Greetings, groovy earthlings! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer, Tetsuo Shima, here to share some cosmic LOLs about the current planetary retrogrades. Let's take a ride through the stars and see how these celestial bodies are making life more interesting for all of us.
Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Chit-Chat
Mercury is hanging out in Taurus, so conversations might feel like they're moving at the pace of a snail riding a turtle. But hey, slow and steady wins the race, right? Embrace the leisurely vibe and dig into those deep thoughts that have been on your mind. #TaurusTalks
Venus in Gemini: Flirty Schmoozing
Love is in the air (or is it just pollen?) as Venus waltzes through Gemini. This is the perfect time to let your inner flirt out to play. With Venus in this chatty sign, you'll be able to charm the pants off anyone with your witty banter (figuratively, of course). #GeminiGiggles
Mars in Cancer: Passionate Homebodies
Mars in Cancer might make you want to stay home and cuddle up to your favorite Netflix series, but don't underestimate the power of emotional connections. Use this time to deepen your bonds with your loved ones and maybe even cook up a storm in the kitchen. #CancerComforts
Jupiter in Aries: Go Big or Go Home!
Optimistic Jupiter is hanging out in fiery Aries, giving you the green light to take risks and chase your dreams. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there – fortune favors the bold! Just remember to wear a helmet; we don't want any cosmic concussions. #AriesAdventures
Saturn in Pisces: Dreamy Discipline
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