There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Wall-E's Hilarious Horoscope
Greetings, fellow Earthlings and space nerds! 🌍🚀
Hold on to your space helmets, because we've got a cosmic rollercoaster coming your way! It's time for some #RetrogradeRealness! Let's see what the universe has in store for you. 🌌✨
Mercury in Taurus 🐂💬
Feeling a bit sluggish in the communication department? Worry not, my fellow space cadets! Mercury in Taurus is here to remind you that slow and steady wins the race. Time to channel your inner sloth (you know, the cute ones from Zootopia) and take things one cosmic step at a time. #SlothLife 🦥
Venus in Gemini 👯♀️💕
Oh, hello there, lovebirds! 💘 Venus is doing the cha-cha in Gemini, so it's time to embrace your inner Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when it comes to romance. Don't be afraid to let out your wild side – just remember, balance is key! #DoubleTrouble 💃🕺
Mars in Cancer 🦀⚔️
Feeling a bit crabby lately? Mars in Cancer is here to remind you that it's okay to retreat into your shell sometimes. But hey, don't forget to come out and play, too! After all, life's too short not to enjoy this cosmic playground. #CrabbyButCuddly 🏰
Jupiter in Aries ♈️🔭
Oh, mighty Jupiter, what have you got for us? Unleash your inner warrior and let your ambitions soar as high as the Andromeda Galaxy! It's time to conquer new worlds and boldly go where no one has gone before. #BeamMeUpJupiter 🚀
Saturn in Pisces 🐟⏳
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