There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Predator Edition
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Predator Edition
Greetings, earthlings! In the cosmic jungle where planets roam, a curious phenomenon known as retrograde is taking place. As your friendly neighborhood intergalactic astrologer, I'm here to give you the lowdown on what's happening with our celestial neighbors.
First up, we have Mercury hiding out in Taurus like Predator in the trees. Watch out for communication misfires and misunderstandings while channeling your inner Schwarzenegger to survive this retrograde. #INeedAVacation
Meanwhile, Venus lounges in Gemini, turning the world of love into a wild ride. If you're feeling like you're in the middle of an alien love triangle, just remember: it takes two to tango, but three to make things reeeally interesting. #LoveIsInTheAir
Next, Mars tiptoes through Cancer like a crab scuttling away from a big bad Predator. It's time to channel your inner softie and take care of yourself. Just don't forget that even the toughest warriors need a little TLC. #TreatYoSelf
Jupiter is currently flexing its muscles in Aries, inspiring us all to take action and be the hero of our own story. Embrace your inner Dutch and prepare to kick some retrograde butt! #GetToTheChoppa
Saturn floats through Pisces like a space marine lost in the cosmic ocean. It's time to dive deep into your emotions, but remember: if it bleeds, we can kill it... or at least deal with it. #DeepSeaSoulSearching
Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, reminding us that change is inevitable and sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches. Or plasma caster blasts, depending on your preference. #AdaptOrDie
Neptune swims through its home turf in Pisces like
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