There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Quatermass-style Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, Cosmic Wanderers!
Welcome to this psychedelic planetary retrograde horoscope, brought to you by none other than your friendly neighborhood space sage, Professor Bernard Quatermass! 🚀👽✌️
As we embark on this celestial journey, let's take a peek into the kaleidoscope of cosmic energy that's swirling around our groovy little blue marble. 🌎💫
Mercury in Taurus 🌐♉️
With Mercury doing the moonwalk in Taurus, communication could be slower than a three-toed sloth on tranquilizers. So, practice patience, dear cosmic wanderers, and remember: good things come to those who wait... and wait... and wait... 😴 #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace
Venus in Gemini 💕♊️
Ah, Venus in Gemini... Love is in the air, but it's as fickle as a nerd's allegiance to sci-fi franchises. Star Wars or Star Trek? Why not both?! Keep an open mind, and you might find yourself pleasantly surprised by a new romantic endeavor or rekindling an old flame. #LoveIsLikeASciFiMarathon
Mars in Cancer ⚔️♋️
Mars is currently hanging out in Cancer like a socially awkward crab at a beach party. Emotions are running high, and tempers could flare up faster than a supernova. Channel that energy into creative pursuits, or work on perfecting your Jedi mind tricks. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne
Jupiter in Aries 🌟♈️
With Jupiter in Aries, it's time to boldly go where no astro-hippie has gone before! Take the initiative, explore new frontiers, and don't be afraid to embrace your inner Captain Kirk. Just remember to keep your phasers set to stun
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