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RETROGRADE REPORT for
6 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, fellow stargazers and conspiracy theorists! In the spirit of Fox Mulder, I bring you a horoscope that's out of this world - or should I say, out of this galaxy? So, shuffle your tarot cards, grab your green alien friend, and let's dive into the planetary retrograde! 👽✨

As Mercury hangs out in Taurus, you may find yourself in a slower gear than usual. Communication issues? Don't blame the government cover-ups; it's just Mercury playing tricks on you! Stay patient, and remember: "Trust no one...except maybe your astrologer." 😉 #MercuryInTaurus #TheTruthIsOutThere

Venus in Gemini has love in the air feeling as unpredictable as the weather at Area 51. Expect flirtatious encounters, but don't be surprised if they vanish like an alien abduction. Embrace the duality and enjoy the ride! #VenusInGemini #LoveIsAnXFile

Mars in Cancer has us feeling as sensitive as Scully during an autopsy. Channel your inner warrior and fight for what matters most: love, family, and unraveling government conspiracies. #MarsInCancer #ProtectAndServeLikeMulder

Jupiter in Aries says it's time to boldly go where no astrologer has gone before! Expand your horizons and take risks, but remember: "I want to believe" is great, but sometimes it's good to question everything. #JupiterInAries #ExpandYourMind

With Saturn in Pisces, your dreams may feel as elusive as Bigfoot sightings. Embrace the mystery and navigate the foggy waters of life like a true paranormal investigator. Just don't forget to keep your feet on the ground! #SaturnInPisces #DreamsAndMysteries

Uranus in Taurus has us feeling as rebellious as the Lone Gunmen. Embrace change, break free from the norm, and remember: "The best way to predict the future is to create it." #UranusInTaurus #BeTheChange

Neptune in Pisces may have your intuition feeling as powerful as Mulder's hunches. Trust your gut, but don't forget to use your Scully-like logic when things get a little too mystical. #NeptuneInPisces #Trust

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 21 degrees, 59' 26", at a velocity of 13.61 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. It is 380148.16 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at background levels.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 08 Tau 39' 08"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 21' 33"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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