There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde - Captain Janeway Style
🌌 Welcome to the Retrograde Rodeo, fellow space nerds! 🚀
It's time for a planetary retrograde update, brought to you by none other than your favorite Starfleet captain, Kathryn Janeway! Well, not really, but I'll do my best to channel her wit and wisdom as we navigate this cosmic rollercoaster.
🔮 Mercury in Taurus: Slow down, Scotty! 🐢
With Mercury in Taurus, we're all feeling like we've been beamed into a slow-motion wormhole. Communication may feel sluggish, but don't worry, it's just the universe telling us to take a break from warp-speed texting and practice some good ol' fashioned face-to-face conversation. #OutOfTheWormhole #SlowDownScotty
💞 Venus in Gemini: Romancing the clone? 💏
Venus in Gemini is playing with our love lives like we're stuck in a holodeck simulation gone haywire. You might find yourself flirting with multiple crushes, or maybe even your own holographic twin! Just remember, when it comes to love, it's important to keep it real. #HolodeckHeartbreak #LoveInWarpDrive
⚔️ Mars in Cancer: The wrath of emotion! 😭
Mars in Cancer has us all feeling as sensitive as a Ferengi's ears. We might be ready to defend our emotional territory at any moment, so take a step back, breathe, and remember that resistance is futile when it comes to matters of the heart. #EmotionalBorg #MarsInCancer
🍀 Jupiter in Aries: Go big or go home! 🚀
Jupiter in Aries has us feeling like we're ready to take on the universe, one planet at a time! Don't be afraid to let your inner
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