There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Hilarious Yoda-Style Horoscope
Hilarious Yoda-Style Horoscope
Planetary retrograde, hmmm? Exciting times we live in, yes. Patience you must have, young Padawans, the Force is strong with these planets.
Mercury in Taurus
Slow and steady, Mercury in Taurus moves. Mmm, much like a sloth on a Sunday afternoon. Speak your mind, you shall, but first, think you must. #YodaSpeak #MercuryInTaurus
Venus in Cancer
Ah, love and comfort, Venus in Cancer seeks. A snuggly Wookiee blanket, it feels like. Home is where the heart is, hmm? #VenusInCancer #WookieeLove
Mars in Cancer
Emotional battles, Mars in Cancer brings. But fear not! A Jedi knows that emotions must be controlled. Channel your inner Yoda, you should. #MarsInCancer #JediWisdom
Jupiter in Aries
Expansion and growth, Jupiter in Aries seeks. Much like a young Skywalker learning the ways of the Force. New opportunities, embrace them, you must. #JupiterInAries #SkywalkerGrowth
Saturn in Pisces
Swimming in deep waters, Saturn in Pisces finds itself. Like a mindful Jedi, structure and discipline will guide you through the cosmic waves. #SaturnInPisces #JediMindfulness
Uranus in Taurus
Unexpected change, Uranus in Taurus brings. Hold on to your lightsabers, friends! To adapt, like Master Yoda, you must. #UranusInTaurus #LightsaberReady
Neptune in Pisces
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