There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Horoscope
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Gather 'round, space cowboys and cosmic kittens! It's time to talk about the current planetary retrograde and how it'll be affectin' our shiny lives. We're like a bunch of leaves in the wind, but don't fret – I got you covered with some nerdy astro insights!
First up, we got Mercury chillin' in Taurus, makin' us all feel like we're walkin' through mud when tryin' to communicate. Just remember, patience is a virtue, so y'all better take a deep breath before you start spoutin' technobabble like ol' Wash.
Now, Venus is cozied up in Cancer, blessin' our relationships with some warm, fuzzy feelings. If you've been hidin' your love like Inara hidin' her true feelings for Mal, this is the moment you've been waitin' for. Open up and give that special someone a big ol' hug – even if they're as prickly as Jayne sometimes.
With Mars in Cancer, we might be feelin' a bit more emotional than usual, but it's a great time to channel that energy into protectin' our crew – I mean, our loved ones. Just don't go all River Tam on 'em, okay? Keep it shiny and civil.
Jupiter's in Aries, which means we're all feelin' a bit more adventurous than usual. Don't be afraid to take the captain's seat and steer your life in a new direction. Who knows, you might even find your own Serenity.
Saturn's chillaxin' in Pisces, remindin' us to reflect on our past mistakes and learn from 'em. Maybe it's time to let go of that grudge you've been holdin' onto like Book's mysterious past.
And talk about a shindig – Uranus is in Taurus, bringin' some unexpected changes to our lives. Embrace the chaos and remember: every
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