There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope by Londo Mollari
Greetings, my fellow cosmic comrades! It is I, your favorite nerdy astrologer, Londo Mollari, back with another dose of humor-infused celestial wisdom. Let's dive into the far-out world of planetary retrograde and see what the stars have in store for us all, regardless of our zodiac sign!
Mercury, that cheeky little messenger, is chilling out in Taurus, urging us to slow down and maybe eat a few extra pastries. You know, for the Earthly pleasures. Just remember not to go overboard, or you might end up with a cosmic food baby. 😜 #MercuryInTaurus #CosmicFoodBaby
Venus, our lovely planet of love, has taken up residence in Cancer, making our hearts feel as warm and cozy as a hug from a giant cosmic teddy bear. Embrace this time to connect with loved ones and maybe indulge in a little self-care. Bubble bath, anyone? 🛁 #VenusInCancer #CosmicTeddyBear
Mars, our feisty red warrior, is also hanging out in Cancer, so it's time to whip out your emotional armor and protect your sensitive side. Channel your inner crab and don't be afraid to retreat into your shell when needed. Just don't get TOO crabby, or you may find yourself in hot water! 🦀 #MarsInCancer #CrabbyNotSnappy
Jupiter, the big ol' bringer of fortune, is currently expanding its mighty presence in Aries. This is the perfect time to take bold, enthusiastic leaps forward in life. Just remember to tie your cosmic shoelaces to avoid tripping on stardust! 🌟 #JupiterInAries #BoldAndBouncy
Saturn, our stern cosmic taskmaster, is teaching us some deep lessons in Pisces. Don't be afraid to dive into your emotional depths and swim with the metaphorical fishies. It's time to let go of any cosmic baggage that's weighing you down. 🐠 #SaturnInPisces #EmotionalDetox
Uranus, the wild and unpredictable planet, is shaking things up in Taurus. Expect unexpected twists and turns in your material world, but don't worry – it's
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