There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Humorous Horoscope - Retrograde Edition
Horoscope: The Planetary Retrograde Strikes Back!
Greetings, fellow cosmic adventurers! Your nerdy astrologer Luke Skywatcher here to guide you through the current planetary retrograde madness. 🌌🔭
As Mercury hangs out in Taurus, our communication might feel as heavy as an AT-AT stomping through Hoth. But fear not! Channel your inner Yoda and find patience, you must. 🐂💬 #MercuryInTaurus
Venus has set up camp in Cancer, so it's time to get cozy with your Wookiee-sized emotions. Embrace your sensitive side and let the love flow like the Force. 🦀❤️ #VenusInCancer
With Mars in Leo, it's like a lightsaber duel of egos out there! Channel your inner Han Solo and let your confidence shine, but remember - no disintegrations! 🦁🚀 #MarsInLeo
Jupiter's chillin' in Taurus, making our ambitions move at the pace of Jabba the Hutt. Use this time to meditate on your goals, young Padawans, and trust the process. 🐂🧘♂️ #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn is in dreamy Pisces, so we're all feeling a little like we've taken a trip to Dagobah. Keep your discipline strong, and you'll manifest those visions in no time! 🐟⏳ #SaturnInPisces
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an Ewok dance party! Embrace the unexpected and find innovative ways to keep the beat going. 🐂💡 #UranusInTaurus
Neptune is also drifting through Pisces, making our dreams as mystical as a journey through the galaxy. Use this time to explore the depths of your inner universe. 🐟
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