There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Horoscope of Planetary Retrograde
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: The Galactic Boogaloo
Oh, hello there, star children! It's your favorite quirky astrologer, Amy Pond, here to fill your hearts and minds with cosmic wisdom. So, grab your sonic screwdrivers and let's dive into the celestial shenanigans.
First off, Mercury is chillin' in Taurus, making our communication skills as smooth as a timey-wimey bowtie. You'll be able to craft witty comebacks that even the Doctor would envy, but don't get too carried away, or you might just find yourself trapped in a parallel universe of awkward silences.
Now, Venus is lounging in Cancer, and believe me, it's giving us those warm and fuzzy vibes that would make even a Dalek want to cuddle. Embrace the love, my fellow time travelers, but remember not to cling onto it like a Weeping Angel in the dark – we all need to blink sometimes.
As for Mars in Leo, it's time to break out your inner Time Lord and strut your stuff. Confidence is soaring higher than the TARDIS in flight, so channel that energy into pursuing your passions. But hey, pace yourself, lest you regenerate into a couch potato with a severe case of Netflix binging.
Jupiter joins Uranus in Taurus, and it's like a funky intergalactic party where everyone's invited. Expect abundance, luck, and unexpected twists in your life – perhaps even a surprise visit from an old friend (fingers crossed for River Song).
Saturn and Neptune are both chilling in Pisces, urging us to find balance between our dreams and reality. It's like trying to walk a tightrope while battling Cybermen, but with enough focus and determination, you'll come out victorious.
Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is all about transforming our perspectives and embracing our inner rebels. So go on, challenge the status quo and be the change you wish to see in the world (or the universe
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