There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, Earthlings!
Fasten your seatbelts because it's time for the most cosmic, nerdtastic horoscope of all time! We're diving into planetary retrogrades and channeling our inner Chiana from Farscape. So grab your lab coats and let's get groovy, baby! 🚀✨
Mercury in Taurus
Oh, Mercury, you sneaky little trickster! You've got us talking like we're in a 60s sci-fi movie, but with a Taurus twist. The key here is to slow down, chew your words like a cow chews cud, and speak with purpose. And remember, always be yourself - unless you can be a Vulcan, then always be a Vulcan. 🖖 #MercuryInTaurus #LiveLongAndProsper
Venus in Cancer
Venus, my love, you're making us feel all warm and fuzzy inside! In Cancer, you're turning our hearts into cuddly tribbles that just want to snuggle up with our favorite person. Spread the love, and maybe even bake some cookies to share with your crew. Just beware of Klingons in the kitchen! 🍪💕 #VenusInCancer #TheLoveTribble
Mars in Leo
With Mars in Leo, we're feeling as bold and daring as Captain Kirk himself! It's time to take charge, explore new worlds, and go where no one has gone before. Just remember to keep a handle on that ego, because nobody wants to end up like Zapp Brannigan. 🚀🌟 #MarsInLeo #BoldlyGo
Jupiter in Taurus
Jupiter is expanding our minds and wallets in Taurus, making us feel like we've just hit the jackpot on Quark's slot machines. Invest in yourself, your dreams, and maybe even a new pair of moon boots.
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