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RETROGRADE REPORT for
25 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Greetings, Earthlings!

Fasten your seatbelts because it's time for the most cosmic, nerdtastic horoscope of all time! We're diving into planetary retrogrades and channeling our inner Chiana from Farscape. So grab your lab coats and let's get groovy, baby! 🚀✨

Mercury in Taurus

Oh, Mercury, you sneaky little trickster! You've got us talking like we're in a 60s sci-fi movie, but with a Taurus twist. The key here is to slow down, chew your words like a cow chews cud, and speak with purpose. And remember, always be yourself - unless you can be a Vulcan, then always be a Vulcan. 🖖 #MercuryInTaurus #LiveLongAndProsper

Venus in Cancer

Venus, my love, you're making us feel all warm and fuzzy inside! In Cancer, you're turning our hearts into cuddly tribbles that just want to snuggle up with our favorite person. Spread the love, and maybe even bake some cookies to share with your crew. Just beware of Klingons in the kitchen! 🍪💕 #VenusInCancer #TheLoveTribble

Mars in Leo

With Mars in Leo, we're feeling as bold and daring as Captain Kirk himself! It's time to take charge, explore new worlds, and go where no one has gone before. Just remember to keep a handle on that ego, because nobody wants to end up like Zapp Brannigan. 🚀🌟 #MarsInLeo #BoldlyGo

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter is expanding our minds and wallets in Taurus, making us feel like we've just hit the jackpot on Quark's slot machines. Invest in yourself, your dreams, and maybe even a new pair of moon boots.

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Leo, at 07 degrees, 41' 08", at a velocity of 11.92 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.2 days old. It is 405264.59 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment reflected continued negative polarity CH HSS influence. Total field averaged around 4-5 nT, the Bz component ranged +/- 5 nT, and wind speeds were primarily ~500 km/s to ~620 km/s. Phi was predominantly in a negative solar sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 14' 15"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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