There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

🔮 Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Nerdy Tetsuo Shima Style 🤓

Greetings cosmic enthusiasts! Are you ready for this mind-bending, interstellar humor-infused horoscope? Of course, you are! Buckle up, because we're about to zoom through the cosmos and explore the peculiarities of each planet's current retrograde state. 🚀

First up, we have the ever-so-talkative Mercury chilling in Taurus, like a bull in a cosmic china shop. 🐂 Communication may be a bit sluggish during this time, but hey, that's what emojis are for, right? 😉

Moving on to our lovely Venus, making itself at home in Cancer. Expect some intense mood swings when it comes to love and relationships. It's like a cosmic rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢

Now, let's talk about Mars in Leo. Can you feel the heat? 🔥 This combo is like the universe telling us to strut our stuff and unleash our inner diva. Get ready for some serious cosmic karaoke sessions. 🎤

Oh, Jupiter, our jovial giant, joining the Taurus party! This is the time to expand your knowledge of artisanal cheeses and craft beers. 🧀🍺 But remember, moderation is key, my fellow nerds!

Saturn in Pisces is making us all a bit more introspective. We're talking late-night existential thoughts while listening to Pink Floyd. 🌌

Next up, we have Uranus in Taurus. Talk about a cosmic plot twist! Expect some sudden changes and unconventional ideas. Like, have you ever considered growing a beard made of flowers? 🌸

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 01 degrees, 27' 12", at a velocity of 11.9 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7 days old. It is 404650.57 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Solar wind parameters continued to diminish over the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 560 km/s to near 430 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-5 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.