There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Oh, the Wibbly-Wobbly World of Planetary Retrogrades!
Greetings, earthlings and interstellar hitchhikers! As you may have noticed, the planets have decided to throw us a cosmic curveball, reversing their usual orbits like a galactic game of musical chairs. So, grab your towel and let's dive into the wacky world of planetary retrogrades!
Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Communication Station
With #MercuryRetrograde in Taurus, it's as if our communications have been dipped in molasses. As much as we'd love to blame Vogons for this, we must remember that patience is key. Take the time to chew on your thoughts before firing off that hasty laser beam of a text. #SlowAndSteady
Venus in Cancer: Home Is Where the Heart (and Snacks) Are
As #VenusRetrograde cozies up in Cancer, we're reminded of the importance of self-care and emotional nourishment. Perhaps it's time to break out those scented candles and indulge in some intergalactic ice cream. Just remember, too much of a good thing can lead to one heck of a space hangover. #TreatYoSelf
Mars in Leo: Theatrical Shenanigans
With #MarsRetrograde prancing through Leo, expect some cosmic theatrics and spontaneous karaoke sessions. Embrace your inner Zaphod Beeblebrox and channel that fiery energy into creative pursuits. Just don't let your ego inflate to the size of a small moon. #DramaAlert
Jupiter in Taurus: Abundance in Slow Motion
#JupiterRetrograde in Taurus may feel like winning the lottery, but with a catch: the winnings are paid out in pennies. While opportunities for growth and abundance are present, remember that slow and steady wins the race. Keep a watchful eye on any unexpected visits from the Guide's sales representatives. #PatienceIsAVirtue
Saturn in Pisces: Cosmic Life Lessons
As #SaturnRetrograde swims through the dreamy waters of Pisces
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