There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Commander Sinclair's Horoscope
Commander Sinclair's Humorous Horoscope: Retrograde Edition
Greetings, my cosmic comrades! It's your favorite intergalactic astrologer, Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, here to bring you another delightful dose of planetary wisdom. So, buckle up and let's dive into the swirling vortex of retrograde madness! 🚀
First off, we have Mercury chillin' in Taurus, making it the perfect time for all you Earthlings to slow down and smell the roses. Or, you know, whatever it is you humans do when you're not busy conquering the galaxy. 🌹 #MercuryInTaurus
Next up, Venus is lounging in Cancer like a true homebody. Get ready to feel the love, as this combo brings out the cuddliest and most sentimental side of the universe. Just try not to get too attached to your space blanket, okay? 🥰 #VenusInCancer
Now, Mars is strutting its stuff in Leo, so prepare for some fiery energy and a whole lot of drama. I'm talking space opera-level theatrics, folks! Embrace your inner diva and let your hair down - or, in my case, let your antennae sway in the cosmic breeze. 💃 #MarsInLeo
Meanwhile, Jupiter is hanging out with its buddy Mercury in Taurus, making for a double dose of earthly goodness. This is the perfect time to indulge in some self-care, like taking a luxurious space bubble bath or treating yourself to that shiny new asteroid belt you've had your eye on. 🛀 #JupiterInTaurus
Over in the dreamy realm of Pisces, Saturn is serving up some serious introspection vibes. It's time to take a deep dive into the cosmic ocean and explore the depths of your soul. Or, at the very least, contemplate the mysteries of the universe while binge-watching Babylon 5. 📺 #SaturnInPisces
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