There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, Earthlings! 🌍🖖
Prepare yourselves for a cosmic journey through the groovy universe of planetary retrogrades, complete with science-y goodness and nerdy quips. So, strap on your helmet and join me, Dave Bowman, as we explore the celestial dance of Mercury, Venus, Mars and the rest of the gang! 🚀
Mercury in Taurus ♉️🪐
When Mercury, the messenger of the gods, chills with the bull that is Taurus, communication gets earthy, practical, and slow like molasses. It's time to channel your inner Bob Ross and paint happy little trees with your words. 🎨🌲 #HappyLittleTrees #SlowAndSteady
Venus in Cancer ♋️💘
Feeling extra lovey-dovey these days? That's because Venus, our cosmic cupcake, has snuggled up in the cozy shell of Cancer. Embrace the warm fuzzies and hug everyone (consensually, of course)! 🧸 #CancerCuddles #VenusBearHugs
Mars in Leo 🦁⚔️
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Mars in Leo brings out the drama queen in all of us. Channel your inner Broadway star and strut down the street like you're in the opening number of a hit musical. 🎭 #MarsInLeo #DramaAlert
Jupiter in Taurus ♉️🌌
Jupiter, the king of the cosmos, has parked his royal behind in Taurus. Expect abundance, but in a slow and earthy way. Think of it as winning the lottery but only being able to withdraw $1 a day. 💰 #JupiterInTaurus #SlowAbundance
Saturn in Pisces ♓️⏳
Ever feel like you're swimming against the current? You can thank Saturn's
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