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Commander Jeffrey Sinclair's Retrograde Horoscope
Commander Jeffrey Sinclair's Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, fellow space cadets! It's time for another cosmic update from your favorite nerdy astrologer, Commander Jeffrey Sinclair. Today, we'll be taking a deep dive into the wacky world of planetary retrogrades, where chaos abounds and communication goes haywire. So grab your lightsabers and let's get our geek on!
First up, we've got Mercury hanging out in Taurus. Now, if you're anything like me, you know that when Mercury goes retrograde, it's like the universe's way of saying "Hey, let's play a game of broken telephone!" And with Taurus in the mix, you can bet that stubbornness will be at an all-time high. So, buckle up, buttercups, because this could be a bumpy ride!
Next, we have lovely Venus cozying up in Cancer. This celestial combo is basically like the ultimate rom-com, filled with love, laughter, and probably a few misunderstandings. If you're single, don't be surprised if an old flame comes back into your life. And if you're attached, be prepared for some emotional ups and downs. But hey, at least you'll have an excuse to binge-watch your favorite sci-fi series and eat ice cream, right?
Then there's Mars hanging out in Leo, which is basically like putting a firecracker in a lion's den. Expect some fiery tempers and maybe even a few bruised egos during this retrograde period. But don't worry, because as any true Babylon 5 fan knows, conflict is just an opportunity for growth! So channel that inner warrior and tackle those challenges head-on.
Meanwhile, Jupiter is joining the Taurus party, adding an extra layer of stubbornness to the mix. This could result in some intense power struggles and a few "my way or the highway" situations. But, as the wise Commander Sinclair once said, "Understanding is a three-edged sword
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