There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Han Solo's Nerdy Horoscope
Han Solo's Nerdy Horoscope
Alright, buckle up, space cowboys! We're about to dive into the cosmic wonders of planetary retrogrades, so hold onto your lightsabers and let's get this Millennium Falcon in gear!
Mercury in Taurus
Whoa there, Mercury, slow down! In the ever-so-stubborn sign of Taurus, you might feel like your thoughts are trapped in carbonite. But hey, we all know things might get a little weird in hyperspace, so take this time to double-check those coordinates and make sure you're not heading straight for an asteroid field. #SlowAndSteady #CarboniteThoughts
Venus in Cancer
Love, my friends, much like the Force, surrounds us and binds us. With Venus cozying up in the loving arms of Cancer, let yourself be pulled in by the tractor beam of compassion and connection. Just don't forget to keep your shields up in case any pesky Stormtroopers try to ruin your good vibes. #LoveIsTheForce #CancerCuddles
Mars in Leo
Feeling a bit feisty? Mars in the theatrical sign of Leo has us all channeling our inner Chewbaccas - roaring with passion and ready to save the galaxy. Just remember, you don't have to do it alone; teamwork makes the dream work, even in a galaxy far, far away. #RoarLikeChewie #MarsInLeo
Jupiter in Taurus
When Jupiter lands in Taurus, it's like Yoda giving you a lesson in patience, young Padawan. It's time to harness your inner Jedi and focus on what matters most - growth, wisdom, and maybe a little bit of interstellar gardening. #JediWisdom #TaurusGrowth
Saturn in Pisces
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