There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Get Ready to Laugh with the Stars: A Retrograde Horoscope
Channeled by Your Friendly Neighborhood Hippie Astro-Nerd
Greetings, fellow star children and Babylon 5 enthusiasts! Prepare yourselves for a cosmic giggle as we explore the wacky world of planetary retrogrades. Let's dive right into the swirling vortex of celestial shenanigans, shall we? #RetrogradeRuckus #LondoMollariStyle
As Mercury hangs out in Taurus, you may find yourself feeling a tad stubborn. Perhaps it's time to indulge in a much-needed spa day or roll around in some grass with your fellow Earth sign buddies. Just watch out for cow patties! #MercuryInTaurus #Moo
With Venus swaying in Cancer, emotions are running high, but so is the love! Embrace your inner crab and sidestep your way into the hearts of those around you. Sharing is caring, so don't be shellfish! #VenusInCancer #CrabbyLove
Ah, Mars in Leo - now that's a fiery combination! Harness that energy to create your own personal space opera. Just remember, not everyone appreciates impromptu performances of the Centauri national anthem. #MarsInLeo #RoaringStar
Jupiter in Taurus has us all feeling extra lucky and luxurious. Treat yourself to some new space-age accessories, but don't go overboard - you don't want to end up with a closet full of Vorlon fashion faux-pas. #JupiterInTaurus #StylishStarChild
While Saturn floats around in Pisces, we are all swimming in a sea of deep thoughts and introspection. Before you go too far off the deep end, remember that you're not the only fish in the cosmic ocean. #SaturnInPisces #SpaceFishWisdom
Uranus in Taurus has us all seeking stability and grounding in our lives. It's the perfect time to plant some roots, or at least see if you can grow potatoes on
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