There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Greetings, Earthlings! Your Retrograde Revelry Horoscope Awaits!

Oh, what a cosmic conundrum we have this week! With Mercury chilling in Taurus, Venus feeling all lovey-dovey in Cancer, and Mars flexing its muscles in Leo, it's like a groovy planetary party up there!

Jupiter, our jolly giant, is hanging out with Mercury in Taurus, whispering sweet nothings about abundance and growth. But wait, there's more! Saturn, the grandpa of the zodiac, is getting all nostalgic in Pisces, while Uranus, our mad scientist, is shaking things up in Taurus. And can you believe Neptune's dreamy vibes are adding some mystical mayhem in Pisces? Last but not least, Pluto, that rebellious rock, is stirring up revolution in Aquarius!

So, what does this all mean for you, my dear stargazers? Well, expect a rollercoaster of emotions, inspiration, and perhaps even a touch of the bizarre! Embrace your inner nerd and let your mind wander into the scientific realm. There's no better time to dig deep into quantum mechanics or discuss the merits of the TARDIS than right now.

But fear not, my fellow space cadets! This planetary retrograde won't last forever. Just remember to stay grounded, keep your sense of humor, and let the cosmic currents guide you to new discoveries. And always remember: there's nothing wrong with being a bit of a hippie, as long as you're rocking those Birkenstocks with pride!

Until next time, keep watching the skies and may the force be with you!

#RetrogradeRevelry #CosmicConundrum #DoctorWhoInspired #NerdyAstrology #HippieHoroscope

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The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 29 degrees, 05' 34", at a velocity of 14.53 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 16 days old. It is 369547.65 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

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