There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope - Han Solo Style
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope - Han Solo Style
Hey there, kiddos! Gather 'round for a cosmic update on the planetary retrogrades, brought to you by your nerdy hippie astrologer who's got more than just a few parsecs under his belt. We're gonna talk about what's happenin' up in the sky, and trust me, it's more exciting than an asteroid field chase with a bunch of TIE fighters on your tail. #HanSoloAstrology #SpaceAdventures
First up, we've got Mercury chillin' in Taurus, making everyone feel a bit like they've been frozen in carbonite when it comes to communication. Don't worry, you'll thaw out eventually! Just remember to breathe deeply and keep those Taurean stubborn streaks in check. #MercuryRetrograde #CarboniteFreeze
As for Venus and Mars, they're both struttin' their stuff in Leo, turning us all into charming rogues with hearts of gold. It's a great time to channel your inner Lando Calrissian, but don't let your ego write checks your Millennium Falcon can't cash. #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo #SmoothOperators
Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus too, bringing some much-needed luck to our earthy friends. Just be careful not to get too comfortable in that Jabba the Hutt-style palace, or you might miss out on some rad cosmic opportunities. #JupiterInTaurus #LuxuryLiving
Saturn's chilling in Pisces, giving us all a shot at learning some Jedi-style wisdom. Embrace the power of the Force, but remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Or was that Spider-Man? Anyway, you get the gist. #SaturnInPisces #JediWisdom
Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus (seems like a party over there, huh?), causing some unexpected shake-ups in the material world. Don't worry if your plans go as awry as the Death Star's thermal exhaust port;
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