There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope - The Predator Edition
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
The Predator Edition
Greetings, Earthlings and retrograde enthusiasts! It's time to channel your inner Predator and dive into the mysterious realms of planetary retrogrades. *cue Predator growl* #RetrogradeVibes
With Mercury in Taurus, words may be coming out slower than a sloth in a molasses pool. Don't worry though, just like the Predator, you've got this! Use your nerdy knowledge and embrace the science of patience. #SlowAndSteady
Rrrawr! Venus and Mars are both in Leo, so expect sparks to fly in the love arena. You might be feeling the heat, but don't let it burn you out. Embrace your inner hippie and chill, knowing that love is in the air. #LoveIsABattlefield
Jupiter is hangin' out in Taurus, so it's time to expand your horizons. Think about what the Predator would do (minus the hunting part) and explore new worlds and ideas. Go on, put on those nerdy glasses and get learning! #JupiterJamming
Saturn is chillin' like a villain in Pisces, making it the perfect time to reflect on your past and the lessons you've learned. Remember, even the Predator had to learn from its mistakes. *cough* Arnold Schwarzenegger *cough* #LearningFromThePast
Uranus is currently vibing in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes in your life. But don't worry, with your deep understanding of science, you'll navigate this time like a pro. Keep on groovin', my fellow cosmic traveler! #ChangeIsComing
As Neptune continues to dream in Pisces, you may find yourself lost in the world of imagination. Embrace this creative energy and channel it into something extraordinary. After all, even Predators need hobbies, right? #DreamBig
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