There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Hilarious Horoscope: Babylon 5 Edition
Planetary Retrograde Extravaganza!
Greetings, fellow cosmic adventurers! Commander Jeffrey Sinclair here, reporting live from the ever-so-fascinating Babylon 5 Space Station. Let's take a wacky ride through the celestial sphere and see what the stars have in store for us during this planetary retrograde season.
As Mercury stations in Taurus, the bull has officially been let loose in the cosmic china shop! Expect communication glitches that would make even a Vorlon blush. Don't be surprised if your messages get lost in hyperspace or your computer decides to join an interstellar rebellion against its human overlords. #MercuryInTaurus #BullishOnCommunication
With Venus and Mars both strutting their stuff in Leo, the lion's share of love and passion is cranked up to eleven. Think galactic-sized romantic gestures and fiery arguments that could rival the heat of a supernova. Whatever you do, just remember not to get too carried away and accidentally declare war on a neighboring star system. #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo #LoveWarGames
Jupiter in Taurus has got us all feeling like a Narn on a mission to expand our empires! Seize opportunities for growth with the tenacity of a Centauri, but remember to keep your ambitions grounded in reality, lest you find yourself floating aimlessly through the vacuum of space. #JupiterInTaurus #ExpandingEmpires
Saturn in Pisces invites us to dive deep into the cosmic ocean of introspection and responsibility. It's time to channel your inner aquatic alien and let go of any outdated habits or beliefs that are holding you back. But be cautious, for these waters can be murky and full of psychic space eels! #SaturnInPisces #SwimmingWithSpaceEels
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Minbari dance party! Expect unexpected changes that'll make you question the very fabric of reality (or at least your choice of breakfast cereal).
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