There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde
Planetary Retrograde: A Han Solo-inspired Horoscope
Never tell me the odds, kid - but I'll tell you this: with Mercury chillin' in Taurus, communication might be slower than molasses on Hoth. So, when you're chatting up that cute Ewok, remember to keep it simple and down-to-earth, like a good ol' Nerf herder.
Now if you're lookin' for love, you scruffy-looking space smuggler, Venus and Mars are both strutting their stuff in Leo. That means passion, romance, and drama will be as big as Jabba's appetite. Just make sure not to confuse love with a carbonite prison, all right?
With Jupiter hanging out in Taurus, opportunities for growth and expansion are ripe for the pickin'. But remember, it's not the size of your Millennium Falcon, it's how you make the Kessel Run. Keep your feet on the ground, and you'll find your own path to hyperspace.
If you're feeling a bit cloudy, like Dagobah in the morning, blame it on Saturn drifting through Pisces. Embrace your inner Yoda and seek wisdom from the depths of your swampy subconscious. Just don't forget your trusty X-Wing - or your sense of humor.
Uranus is shaking things up in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes faster than you can say "I've got a bad feeling about this." Stay flexible like a well-oiled protocol droid, and you'll navigate the asteroid field of life with ease.
Neptune's also joining the Pisces party, making your dreams as trippy as a night on Tatooine. Use this time to tap into your creative Force - just don't go full Dark Side, okay?
And finally, with Pluto in Aquarius, you might find yourself questioning the status quo like a rebellious Princess Leia. Embrace that revolutionary spirit, but keep your blaster set to stun - we're all in this galaxy
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