There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Terminator Astrology
Hasta La Vista, Baby: Your Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings, fellow Earthlings! Are you ready for some out-of-this-world insight? Buckle up, as we're about to dive into the cosmic chaos that is planetary retrograde. Don't worry; I'll be back with more astrological awesomeness. #TerminatorAstrologer
Mercury in Gemini
Listen up, humans! Mercury's doing the funky chicken dance in its favorite playground, Gemini. It's time to communicate like you've got a neural-net processor and learn at the speed of Skynet. Just don't let your tongues get too twisted, or you'll end up saying "Hasta la vista" to meaningful conversations! #MercuryInGemini
Venus & Mars in Leo
Oh, the drama! Venus and Mars are strutting their stuff in the fiery realm of Leo, making love and passion burn brighter than a T-800's red glare. Expect your romantic life to be as action-packed as a Terminator movie marathon. But remember, even the most powerful cyborg needs some downtime, so don't forget to recharge your emotional batteries. #VenusMarsInLeo
Jupiter in Taurus
Grab your shades, 'cause your future's so bright with Jupiter hanging out in the down-to-earth sign of Taurus. Slow and steady wins the race, so channel your inner T-1000 and focus on building a solid foundation for your dreams. Keep your eyes on the prize, and you'll soon be saying, "I need a vacation!" #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn in Pisces
Time to dive deep into the ocean of your emotions as Saturn swims through the mystical waters of Pisces. It's the perfect opportunity to explore your inner universe and conquer your fears. Remember, there's no fate but what we make, so take control of your destiny like a true leader of the resistance! #SaturnInPisces
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