There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Horoscope: Planetary Retrogrades
Greetings, Earthlings! Here's your intergalactic horoscope update!
As we venture through the cosmos in our favorite Starship Voyager, let's take a moment to appreciate the current state of planetary retrogrades and the humorous irony in our human lives. Buckle up, fellow space nerds, things are about to get astrologically amusing!
Mercury in Gemini
Oh, dear Mercury, our beloved trickster, is making its presence known in Gemini. Expect communication glitches and misunderstandings to be as common as a Borg drone assimilating information. But worry not, fellow stargazers! Embrace the chaos, laugh at the mix-ups and keep calm by remembering that resistance is futile.
#BorgHumor #MercuryInGemini
Venus and Mars in Leo
Prepare yourselves for a fiery cosmic romance, as both Venus and Mars have decided to dance in the realm of Leo. Be open to bold expressions of love and passion, as if you're being courted by Q himself. Remember, life is too short and the universe too vast to deny yourself some fun!
#VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo #QsFlirtingTips
Jupiter in Taurus
As Jupiter finds itself in Taurus, this is the time to boldly go where no man has gone before in terms of financial prosperity. Be generous and share your abundance with others, or as the Ferengi would say, "Profit is its own reward."
#JupiterInTaurus #FerengiWisdom
Saturn in Pisces
With Saturn in dreamy Pisces, it's time to dive deep into the Delta Quadrant of your emotions. Let the healing energies flow like Neelix's famous Talaxian stew, and don't be afraid to face the Kazon-like fears that lurk within.
#SaturnInPisces #NeelixsKitchenTherapy
Uranus in T
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