There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Horoscope
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Howdy, space cowboys! Gather 'round as ol' Captain Malcolm Reynolds - your favorite spacefaring astrologer - brings you this week's planetary retrograde horoscope. So strap in, grab a protein bar, and let's take a look at what the 'verse has in store for y'all!
With Mercury loungin' around in Gemini, communication may be as smooth as my beloved Serenity (and that ain't no lie). Expect some miscommunications, but remember, it ain't the end of the world (well, unless Reavers are involved).
Venus and Mars are havin' a shindig in Leo, so you might find yourself feelin' a bit more passionate than usual. If you're lookin' to woo that special someone, now's a good time to channel your inner Wash and go all "dinosaur love confession" on 'em.
Jupiter's cozyin' up in Taurus, which means it's high time to enjoy the finer things in life - like a shiny, new laser gun or some of Kaylee's engine-room moonshine. Just don't go overboard, or you'll end up with a gut like Jayne's.
Saturn's swimmin' through Pisces like a fish in water. Reflect upon your past deeds and maybe try to make amends with that old nemesis of yours. After all, we've all got our share of demons (both metaphorical and Reaver-y).
Uranus is chillin' in Taurus, makin' this the perfect time for some gorram innovation! If you've got an idea that'll shake up the 'verse, now's the time to make it happen - just make sure it don't involve nothin' illegal, or we'll end up on the run from the Alliance…again.
Neptune's also splashin' about in Pisces, encouragin' y'all to tap into your artistic side. Maybe try your hand at a bit of poetry, like our dear Shepherd Book. Just remember, if you're
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