There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde meets The Predator
Welcome to the Astro-Predator's Lair of Humorous Horoscopes!
Greetings, earthlings and stardust aficionados! We're here to explore the planetary retrograde shenanigans in our cosmic playground while channeling our inner Predator. Hold on to your crystals, grab your lab coat, and let's dive into this intergalactic rollercoaster! 🌌🎢✨
Mercury in Gemini
Prepare for miscommunications and confusion worthy of a comedy of errors, but fear not, my fellow nerds! Channel your inner Predator and hunt for the deeper meaning behind every misplaced emoji and autocorrect fail. #MercurysGotJokes #GeminiMischief
Venus in Leo
As Venus prowls through Leo, it's time to embrace your inner hippie lion! With love and creativity roaring, seize the day (and night) like the mighty Predator you are. Just be careful not to get your mane caught in any interstellar crossfires. #LoveAndPredators
Mars in Leo
The fiery energy of Mars in Leo is so intense, even the Predator needs sunglasses! Harness your inner warrior and take action in your life. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility, and an occasional need for a catnap. #MarsMeetsLionKing
Jupiter in Taurus
Bountiful Jupiter is taking a stroll through the pasture of Taurus, and it's time to indulge in life's pleasures. But beware, too much of a good thing can lead to a cosmic food coma! Channel your inner Predator and hunt for balance between feasting and fasting. #JupitersAllYouCanEatBuffet
Saturn in Pisces
As Saturn swims through the mystical waters of Pisces, it's time to get serious about your dreams
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