There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Snake Plissken Style
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Snake Plissken Style
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! If you're ready for a planetary retrograde horoscope that's as out-of-this-world as Snake Plissken's adventures, buckle up and put on your nerdy glasses, 'cause here we go! #EscapeFromNewYork #AstrologyWithAttitude
First up, Mercury is chillin' in Gemini, making communication a breeze, or at least as breezy as escaping from a dystopian prison island. Just remember, when the going gets tough, keep talking, folks. It might just save your bacon. #MercuryInGemini #ChattyCathy
Venus and Mars are both strutting their stuff in Leo, turning everyone into irresistible, fiery love magnets. So go ahead, channel your inner Snake Plissken and charm the pants off of anyone who crosses your path. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so use that magnetism wisely! #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo #LoveOnFire
Now, let's talk about Jupiter, that big ol' gas giant chilling in Taurus. This combo brings prosperity and expansion, but make sure you don't get too comfy in your newfound success. Remember what happened to the Duke? Yeah, you don't want that. #JupiterInTaurus #BiggerIsntAlwaysBetter
Saturn in Pisces is getting all deep and introspective, urging us to face our fears and find inner strength. Just like Snake, we've got to overcome obstacles and tap into our hidden resources. Embrace the challenge, space cadets! #SaturnInPisces #FaceYourFears
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, bringing unexpected changes and forcing us to think on our feet. But hey, if Snake can handle it, so can we! Adapt and evolve, my cosmic comrades. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected
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