There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Humorous Darth Vader-Inspired Horoscope
Welcome, young Padawans, to your Retrograde Galactic Horoscope!
Embrace the dark side of planetary retrogrades and discover how they affect your puny mortal lives.
Mercury in Gemini: Your communication skills are as strong as a fully operational Death Star. Use your powers wisely, and try not to blow up any planets (or relationships) in the process. #DeathStarDiplomacy
Venus in Leo: Love is in the air, much like the sound of a thousand Wookiees celebrating Life Day. Bask in the warm glow of affection, but remember: nobody likes a scruffy-looking nerf herder. #WookieeLove
Mars in Leo: Embrace your inner Ewok and channel your energy into creative pursuits. Just be cautious not to let your fiery temperament turn you into a Sith Lord. #EwokEmpowerment
Jupiter in Taurus: It's time to expand your horizons – or at least your Hoth base. Be open to new experiences, like trying blue milk or podracing. Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the Force-sensitive). #JupitersJourney
Saturn in Pisces: Like a wise Jedi Master, you must learn to balance your responsibilities with your spiritual growth. Take time to meditate, or perhaps levitate a few X-Wings. #YodaWisdom
Uranus in Taurus: Embrace change and innovation, young Skywalker. Swap your lightsaber for a blaster, or start driving an electric landspeeder. The galaxy is full of possibilities! #UranusUpgrade
Neptune in Pisces: Your intuition is as strong as the Force itself. Trust your instincts
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