There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Thomas Jerome Newton-style Horoscope
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Greetings Earthlings! It's T.J. Newton, your favorite intergalactic astrologer, here to guide you through this cosmic dance of planetary retrogrades. Let's boogie! ✌️🚀
With Mercury in Gemini, it's time to embrace your inner nerd and communicate with unbridled enthusiasm. Reach for your pocket protector and let loose a torrent of witty repartee—just beware of miscommunications! 🤓💡 #NerdPower #MercuryInGemini
Can you feel the heat? Venus and Mars are both chillin' in Leo, so expect to feel extra passionate and creative. But don't forget to share the spotlight, because we're all stars in this cosmic disco party, baby! 🦁🔥 #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo
Jupiter's lounging in Taurus, so it's time to expand your horizons and indulge in the finer things in life. Just be sure not to go overboard—unless you're using a flotation device, of course! 🐂🌎 #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn in Pisces has got us all feeling groovy and spiritual. It's the perfect time to dive deep into your subconscious and explore the realms of dreams, meditation, and underwater basket weaving. 🐟🔮 #SaturnInPisces
Uranus is shaking things up in Taurus, urging us to break free from our comfort zones and embrace change. So go ahead, try that new plant-based burger joint or start a revolutionary compost bin. The sky's the limit! 🌪️🌱 #UranusInTaurus
Get ready to dive into the mystical sea of Neptune in Pisces. It's time to unleash your inner artist
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