There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Humorous Horoscope - G'Kar Style
Planetary Retrograde - The G'Kar Chronicles
Greetings, my cosmic comrades! It's time to embark on a journey filled with laughter and enlightenment as we navigate this planetary retrograde in the humorous style of our beloved G'Kar from Babylon 5. Buckle up because things are about to get funky!
Mercury in Gemini: Oh, the delightful dance of Mercury in its home sign, Gemini! Communication is buzzing like a caffeinated bumblebee. But be warned, dear friends, for the buzzing may turn into rambling, and the rambling may lead to confusing situations. So try to avoid those awkward interstellar encounters! #CaffeinatedBumblebee #GeminiMercuryMadness
Venus in Leo: Ah, Venus, sweet Venus, shining her light upon regal Leo. This duo fills our hearts with passion and love, but beware of the drama that may ensue! Remember, my fellow stargazers, not every situation calls for a theatrical performance. Keep a balance between your inner diva and your laid-back hippie vibes. #DramaticLove #VenusInLeoShowtime
Mars in Leo: Mars joins Venus in the fiery sign of Leo, turning up the heat even more! Channel your inner Zathras and use this energy to conquer any obstacles in your way. Just don't let your ego cause any collisions with fellow travelers along your cosmic journey! #MarsLeoMashup #ZathrasPower
Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter, the planet of expansion, cozies up in the earthy sign of Taurus. It's a cosmic buffet of abundance and growth! So, indulge in the delights of the universe but remember to share a slice of your cosmic pie with others. Sharing is caring, after all. #CosmicBuffet #TaurusAbundance
Saturn in Pisces: As Saturn swims through the watery depths of Pisces, it's time to embrace your inner Vorlon and find wisdom in your dreams. Don't be afraid to dive deep into your subconscious, but remember to come up for air occasionally. A balance between reality and fantasy will keep you from getting
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